[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1137248, member: 2269”]They must get a load of fellas that are too fucked up from drinking and smoking weed all day to shoot their loads in the evening, i’d imagine it’s not that rare.[/QUOTE]they are well used to it, easy money I’d imagine, getting some roaster in who can’t even rise it, the €50 is non refundable
I was with this gorgeous Austrian lady one night in Amsterdam who was telling me after that she used to work in Galway as a high class escort, but she didn’t really like Irish men and left Ireland, she said they are disgusting generally, poor personal hygiene, drunkenness and can get very abusive and insulting. Jesus I was raging, roasters letting the country down as usual, I felt it was my duty to try and repair the image of Ireland, we had a great chat and I actually became a regular for the rest of the holiday. One night she finished up after out appointment and we went for a few drinks after. It was magical and invigourating, such a intelliewgent and beautiful woman, she told me of her hopes and dreams, 3 years making savage money, (up to €800 a night, and she was going home, set for life) this was just before the advent of Facebook, I still think about her sometimes, in fact I think I might have fallen for her subconsciously, I hope she is getting on well in life wherever she is
the level of posting on this thread is superb:clap:
to show what a great patriot I am, the second night I actually paid the €50 just to go in and spend a bit of time with her, there was no sex involved, that’s how we became friends and went out drinking and smoking dope around the dam
Fair play, pal. Just the 15 other dicks that night must have felt like a half day to her.
[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1137302, member: 129”]I’'ve been on here for fucking 8 years or something so if I want to tell that story a number of times I’ll go and fucking well tell that story a number of times.
And, as Kev as my witness, I have NEVER made up a story, nor even embellished one. I don’t need to. Which is why I’m sat in my parent’s house supping on a Newcastle Brown Ale and snorting lines of 3-FPM, hoping my job applications come back successful so I can start using more prostitutes and get a counter poster campaign going to the Helen Lovejoys.[/QUOTE]
What’s 3-FPM?
[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1137394, member: 168”]Fair play, pal. Just the 15 other dicks that night must have felt like a half day to her.[/QUOTE]so what? did you ever shift more than one woman on a night out?
Of course I did… I doubt they had 15 big fat sweaty hairy ball bags hopping off them before I gently caressed their lips tho… Your brazzers have the dirtiest animals in the world up on them every night of the week, lads with green crust in their belly button they’ve gone so long without showering and particles of shit under their finger nails… Big greasy dandruff heads and knotted hair on their holes and they pounding away for two minutes on you beloved tramp.
You sure, pal? The roaster you describe above would be too insecure and tight to pay for a prozzie I’d say
Tassotti said that was the average punter of this Swiss one when in Galway… Wasn’t there another famous whore who said the same about cork men? Said they all wanted it up the ass too… Couple of lads I know from yesteryear who frequently visit whores would also be like that… Filthy animals, the kind that wouldn’t get near a woman in real life.
There must be some right weird fuckers out there when you think of it. Lads booking a lady to have them do that to them.
There’s a Hungarian lady I’m familiar with and she does a bit of mild domination if you wanted it. Handcuff ropes and spanking that type of stuff. She told me once she had a fucker above in Belfast who would get her to roll him in cling film with only small holes cut out for his cock and his mouth. He would lie on the floor for 3 or 4 hours like this while she read a fucking book or something and occasionally suvk his cock and for the grande finale she would piss all over him.
This would have cost the cunt 7 or 800 and he’d have had to bring his own cling film. Weird cunt. She told me she was practically laughing her hole all the way to the bank and yerman would call once a month.
This beauty is in Limerick now Glas, HBV can you set it up?
http://www.escort-ireland.com/dab04815b1935/lora/irish-escort.html
Have ridden her a few times but never in Limerick. More familiar with one of her best friends but I can still guarantee a man would enjoy an hour with her. Good hygiene and impeccable grooming. Excellent choice for any first timers. A very nice person also she is very sweet and nice to talk to.
Sorry, didnt open link do im assuming that is ‘sexy lora’ and not just ‘lora’ who is someone I’m not familiar with and cannot vouch for.
I’d believe it. I see him there in the market and the women do be eating out of his hand.
[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1136947, member: 234”]Can you imagine reaching 32 or 33 and knowing you will never taste another woman, ever. That you will never have sex any other way other than in the missionary position.
Fuck me I’d rather die and thankfully my missus feels the same.
I pity these pathetic boring cunts.[/QUOTE]
You might want to check you spelling there mouse 
[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1137398, member: 168”]Of course I did… I doubt they had 15 big fat sweaty hairy ball bags hopping off them before I gently caressed their lips tho… Your brazzers have the dirtiest animals in the world up on them every night of the week, lads with green crust in their belly button they’ve gone so long without showering and particles of shit under their finger nails… Big greasy dandruff heads and knotted hair on their holes and they pounding away for two minutes on you beloved tramp.[/QUOTE]you are doing the industry a disservice. No self respecting high end lady would tolerate the type of dirty bastard you describe. These ladies will insist that you shower properly, otherwise you are out the door. The really good ones when they have gotton to know you will even get in the shower with you. They are complete pros and are not risk takers. The likes of @Sidney would have a good bit of prep to do before he would even get an appointment.
Don’t speak with authority about something you know fuck all about, if you wouldn’t mind .
[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1137540, member: 234”]you are doing the industry a disservice. No self respecting high end lady would tolerate the type of dirty bastard you describe. These ladies will insist that you shower properly, otherwise you are out the door. The really good ones when they have gotton to know you will even get in the shower with you. They are complete pros and are not risk takers. The likes of @Sidney would have a good bit of prep to do before he would even get an appointment.
Don’t speak with authority about something you know fuck all about, if you wouldn’t mind .[/QUOTE]
Tassotti was on about the brazzers in Amsterdam that go for 50 a pop, mate. He fell in love with one… These are the cunts that have gorillas up on them nightly. I’ve no doubt the high end ladies offer a different service.