Tales from the brothel?

[TreatyStones]

@HBV

there seems to be a decent market for this perverted shit in limerick

I assume he/she/glas was coming from Cork after making a packet working down there for the weekend. It’s well known that Cork is the real capital when it comes to deviants and weirdos.

[TreatyStones]

@Bandage

Do my tedious and repetitive balcony mentions not scream “penthouse” or “top floor” to you?

No mate, they scream insecurity

[Bandage]

Very good, mate. That’s a clamping. A touché. A back in your box moment.

You should see my balcony though.

[HBV]

@Bandage

Very good, mate. That’s a clamping. A touché. A back in your box moment.

You should see my balcony though.

throw this one at Indian Lucy as an opener next time you see her in the lift

[ironmoth]

@ChocolateMice

One had extremely large hands and a square jaw.

So she’d be handy with a shovel, and could take a punch.

[Spidey]

@Bandage would the penthouses in this place have a marble staircase?

[Smark]

Any of ye ever ride an Indian one lads? They wouldn’t interest me at all as a rule. I don’t mind Japs and Caribbean type ones besides the obvious European/North American but Indians i can’t abide by them at all personally.

[HBV]

the top end ones have beautiful faces.
its rare to find one with a chassis to match tho, for that you need to stick to the east of europe my own personal favs would be the czechs the romanians and the hungarians

im not gone on oriental types, at all.

[glasagusban]

Have you rode many Indian/Japanese/Caribbean ones @Smark?

[HBV]

weird cunt. are you sitting there with your big hard cock in your paw waiting for @smark to answer?

fuck me but this place has all type of fucker posting here

[glasagusban]

That’s an unusual conclusion to jump to.

[Mac]

@HBV

weird cunt. are you sitting there with your big hard cock in your paw waiting for @smark to answer?

fuck me but this place has all type of fucker posting here

Sure he was asking about the reading habits of a retired member on the shitter yesterday. The lads mind is fucked altogether.

[Horsebox]

@Bandage

Have you paid my apartment block any visits recently, mate?

A nervous looking, red-faced, sweaty mess of a punter was having awful trouble with the intercom at the main front door on Friday night.

I swiped myself in and he ducked into the lobby/foyer area behind me. I was heading through the next door to the lift area when I was met by a hot Indian/Sri Lankan looking lass wearing a short purple number that was no more than a figure hugging nightdress with heels.

I paused to hear their introduction and I held the lift door open for them for the laugh. They turned down my kind offer and proceeded up the stairs.

The intercom can be tricky to work so I can relate to the chap’s plight. He was probably on the clock and very panicked by the time I happened on the scene. Beads of sweat on his forehead.

Ah, Bandage you could have all types of fun with this. You should get yourself a Garda uniform from a costume shop for a starters or maybe a bellhop uniform from @Bisto. Tales from the Lift. You could serialise it in the Sunday World.

[TreatyStones]

@Horsebox

Ah, Bandage you could have all types of fun with this. You should get yourself a Garda uniform from a costume shop for a starters or maybe a bellhop uniform from @Bisto. Tales from the Lift. You could serialise it in the Sunday World.

Or he could just wait outside, photograph people, then blackmail them.

[carryharry]

Aka BandageMadison.

[Smark]

Christ you’re one sick pervert asking me that.

[HBV]

Not unless he has desires to swim Dublin bay tied to a concrete block

[HBV]

There is mileage to be gotten here for @bandage alright.
Fuck it he could put down a right few long evenings tearing up and down in the lift, so he could.

[Bandage]

It’s a mixture of short term lets on the lower floors and residences on the upper floors. The likes of PwC block book the short lets for young trainee roasters from the regional offices. These young bucks are summoned to the big schmoke for a month or two to assist with busy audits and you recognise them going for jogs in their UCC jerseys etc. Cast members from productions taking place in the Bórd Gáis Energy Theatre are also regulars in the short lets. Along with the hookers. It’s certainly good fun trying to suss out who’s a genuine resident and who’s availing of other services when you’re heading in and out.

[TreatyStones]

@Bandage

It’s a mixture of short term lets on the lower floors and residences on the upper floors. The likes of PwC block book the short lets for young trainee roasters from the regional offices. These young bucks are summoned to the big schmoke for a month or two to assist with busy audits and you recognise them going for jogs in their UCC jerseys etc. Cast members from productions taking place in the Bórd Gáis Energy Theatre are also regulars in the short lets. Along with the hookers. It’s certainly good fun trying to suss out who’s a genuine resident and who’s availing of other services when you’re heading in and out.

A good ice-breaker in the lift:

“Well, are you here for the hookers?”