Tales from the brothel?

I’ll be up in The 51, pal. Drop in for a pint.

Fuck you.

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He should buzz you in.

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Are you looking forward to it mate? Would you shave and get dressed up prim and proper? Or just track suit, t-shirt and stubble.

Going from work kid.
Smart casual. I have a punting jacket that if I remember it I Will always bring. like a lucky charm I suppose.
I will shower at the venue to freshen up and I shaved my balls last sunday and that usually does me for a fortnight.
I’m looking forward to it alright.

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Why would you need a lucky jacket,your goin to see a hooker I’d have thought that there would be no luck involved

[quote=“HBV, post:545, topic:3027, full:true”]
I have a punting jacket
[/quote]I used to have one aswell

What’s a punting jacket lads? Please post an illustration.

Is this an Irish bird you’re going riding? Presume no and she’s an import?

Hungarian.

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Enjoy mate, you deserve it.

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Stripes and spots don’t go well together

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:grinning:

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Have a bit or respect here guys. This is Bandage’s gaff we’re talking about now.
We’ve all roughed it for a while after college,albeit I doubt many have actually moved, lock, stock and barrel into a brothel, go easy on him.
He had enough on his plate over the accomadation set up when his mother calls

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Walked past Bandages gaff there earlier. The red light was on behind the sofa. Nice welcoming touch.

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The dentist from love hate

What?

Its just a picture I have in my head now of @Bandage. The dentist from love hate

Anyone heard from @HBV since and how he got on with the Hungarian lady?