Tales from the brothel?

Once you bring professionals into an amateur sport there is no going back

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I was a right amateur anyway

I know a lad that got a Handjob through a tissue of this Black one with little English over in Ponsa for 4.30.

That’s all the change he had in his pocket. Walking home from night out and she caught him by the arm and kept pestering him for “sexy time” he said he’d no money so he gave her what he had and got a handjob through a tissue…

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Wtf?

:rollseyes:

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Aye, a lad.

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some amount of yarns at the start of this would have got a “That didnt happen” response if posted these days.

Through a tissue? Explain…

As In there was a Tissue between her hand and his knob

It doesn’t sound great mate, how the fuck did she get a slide on through a tissue?

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@Big_Dan_Campbell got head from a Roma old wan selling roses outside the Market night club in Limerick.

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Know a lad who got a blowjob in Barcelona on the street. Decent value but the Hooker robbed his watch and wallet during it.

Next night some other lads went down looking for her. Got a blowjob but held their watches and wallets over their heads during the action.

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Did he have to buy the roses as part of the transaction ?

Had you much in the wallet?

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:sweat_smile: that’s a classic, like a comedy sketch.

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That manoeuvre is known as The Penguin.

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“Know a lad”

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Is there an equivalent of “hatching” on tfk.

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A lot of deviants here .

A tissue of lies

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