Taxi Drivers

It was a merger. I get why they did it, they needed to have one brand across the two companies and mytaxi probably had more customers or something. Hailo probably doesn’t sound as clever in German etc. But it’s some mess to have to rebrand all over again. They have spent an absolute fortune trying to get people to stop calling it hailo.

They’ll be grand for as long as our archaic laws keeps Uber out of mainstream Ireland

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And as long as lynk taxi ads spend more time talking about Microsoft Windows than they do about their own brand.

Any progress on the Ruxi?
The uber-style proposal for Rural Ireland

They could have great fun marketing that if they went by county. A Limexi, Coxi, Kexi, Wexi, Gaxi, Doxi, Moxi, Claxi, Waxi, Roxi…

There is a really good potential list until you get to the shit centre with Oxi and Laxi.

Rub all that shit out with a Tippexi for starters anyways.

Leixi.
Westaxi.
Caraxi.

Galaxi.
Tralaxi.

Only a moron would use Oxi.

You’d need to be brave to use Moxi, and you’d shit your trousers if you stepped into a Kexi.

The BBC music to announce their cricket coverage was outstanding

The Oxi works neatly for the Biffos then.

Over in the Imperial Capital here. Had a good oul spin with a Labour voting Brexiteer cabbie. Spitting bile about facking Jeremy Corbyn and all he’s good for is shagging that other useless cant. She’s a orrible cant, nuffing good about er.

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Are you over for business or pleasure pal?

I came over to see a man about a dog.

Will you pick up some vinyl??

It possibly an international prowler convention he’s at.

would anyone show up to that? Or would they all be convention adjacent in nearby trees and hidey holes?

https://twitter.com/chronicog101/status/1121916160096841729?s=21

Careful out there @Fagan_ODowd

Galway accent? Member of the Nogra perhaps?

God bless all taxi drivers. A special prayer for them tomorrow at morning mass.

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Fuck you father and the horse you rode in on.

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Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he says.

Luke…

That driver is a Saint.

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