Talking when he should be listening
2 ears and 1 mouth…
I informed herself last week that I was going out to the pub to watch the match that’s on tomorrow. This got upgraded to going to the match early this week. I did the brave thing and argued that I was always going to the match and that she had simply misheard me the first time.
Dog house.
What time is the bandwagon pulling out amby
08:30 I’ll try and have a few names learned off by the time we hit the M50.
That’s a right clear run at the day alright
Off to watch the Eire Rugby team?
You’ve changed
You’re living the dream.
Do the same tonight, tomorrow morning ask what she’d like for mothers day and then on Sunday say “sure you told me you didn’t want anything”. That’ll fair put manners on her.
I’m going to get shitfaced mate, I couldn’t give a fuck about the match
Really embracing the Aviva fan experience
You are the team of us ol friend. Enjoy your day out. We’re gonna stuff john bull
Only get up for pints after it’s back in play for full SoCoDu piss boiling effect. Waiting for breaks in play is for yuppies.
He’d enjoy Twickenham with that attitude.
I was asked this morning was I going to the boozer tonight. I said I wasn’t. She asked why not, and said I should do. I can only surmise that there’s something in the pipeline.
I’d take that pass
I haven’t the energy for forced jollity.
It’s like riding a flying bike
Beware of Greeks or Italians bearing gifts…
You’re divorced right?
Same as everyone else going to the Aviva
Paddy’s Day/night is worse than Stephens day for drinking,every auld bollix is slobbering about.