Terrorism Thread. The terror of another nembo kev thread

BREAKING NEWS:

Jeremy Thompson on Sky speculating that there MAY be another shooting in Paris.

There is no confirmation as to whether this shooting is connected to the Charlie Hebdo shootings or to the hostage situation, or whether this shooting even happened at all, but a dramatic development all the same.

The story now appears to be kosher.

Martin Brunt is reporting that a man has been either shot, taken hostage or both, in a Jewish grocery in Paris.

An armed man has REPORTEDLY taken a man hostage in kosher grocery shop in Paris. Believed to be the same man who shot dead the police woman yesterday.

Is that source kosher pal?

People are starting to look a bit bored on Sky News and helicopters have been grounded.

This could be France’s 9/1.

This is a TEXT BOOK Al-Qaeda operation according to a Sky News expert

An Irish Muslim has been arrested in Spar on Barrow Street after attacking the Cuisine de France stand.

When you’ve seen September 11th unfold live, the only way is down after that.

9.01

He was knocked out after being hit over the head with a truncheon made out of bread.

No, that was just Kev hollowing out the rolls

The French authorities have really shut down the news services it seems. Perhaps because they’re in the middle of the countryside its made it easier to ringfence the area, but it would appear that there is absolutely nothing for the media services to work off, and they are just left with absolute banalaties and random speculation.

Just to be clear. We now have two different hostage situations in Paris. TWO!!!

God I hope Kay has been mobilised. Brunton will be seething he’s stuck a fucking roundabout in the middle of nowhere.

Jezza Thompson speculating that there may be MORE THAN ONE hostage in the BREAKING situation in Paris.

Has this lad on Sky got crab apples in his mouth?

Man wearing bullet proof vest expects to be shot at. Unreal logic.

There MAY be AS MANY AS five hostages in the kosher grocery store in Paris.

Ah lovely- The brothers are holding up until the other cell members carry out its mission… They are insisting this is the actions of a cell now- the whole of Paris is in immediate danger, if not the whole world.