Terrorism Thread. The terror of another nembo kev thread

this thread is more evidence that most of the lads on here are posting from the communal room of a care home or indeed are the same person posting from that communal room

Lovely brown eyes on Hayat

Were you telling porkies about the kosher grocery situation?

A summary of the main developments in France this morning.

[LIST]
[]Two reported dead in hostage situation in Paris kosher supermarket.
[
]Gunman in Paris store linked to killing of policewoman yesterday.
[]Links also established between that killer and the Charlie Hedbo gunmen.
[
]Separate hostage situation in Danmartin-en-Goele, northeast of Paris where police are trying to ‘neutralise’ the Charlie Hebdo suspects .
[]One person has been taken hostage by the Kouachi brothers.
[
]Police have made contact with them, while schools in the area have been evacuated.
[/LIST]

Success can smell like that to the unsuccessful[/QUOTE]
If you consider stealing a success.

[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1070013, member: 1786”]A summary of the main developments in France this morning.

[LIST]
[]Two reported dead in hostage situation in Paris kosher supermarket.
[
]Gunman in Paris store linked to killing of policewoman yesterday.
[]Links also established between that killer and the Charlie Hedbo gunmen.
[
]Separate hostage situation in Danmartin-en-Goele, northeast of Paris where police are trying to ‘neutralise’ the Charlie Hebdo suspects .
[]One person has been taken hostage by the Kouachi brothers.
[
]Police have made contact with them, while schools in the area have been evacuated.
[/LIST]
[/QUOTE]

High speed chase through Paris this morning in pursuit of brothers.
One person killed in shootout.
Brothers hideout in Catering company headquarters
Woman taken hostage.
High speed chase downgraded to fictional
Murder victim brought back to life
Brothers leave catering company for print works
Woman turns into man

We can’t all make a living telling people contradictory fitness advice.

[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1070013, member: 1786”]A summary of the main developments in France this morning.

[LIST]
[]Two reported dead in hostage situation in Paris kosher supermarket.
[
]Gunman in Paris store linked to killing of policewoman yesterday.
[]Links also established between that killer and the Charlie Hedbo gunmen.
[
]Separate hostage situation in Danmartin-en-Goele, northeast of Paris where police are trying to ‘neutralise’ the Charlie Hebdo suspects .
[]One person has been taken hostage by the Kouachi brothers.
[
]Police have made contact with them, while schools in the area have been evacuated.
[/LIST]
[/QUOTE]
You forgot,
[LIST]
[*]Kev continues to take random swipes at various posters on the “Terrorist Attack Thread” thread to try and instigate an argument.
[/LIST]

Christ someone who works in the area of S&C is in no position to be calling fellas out for stealing. Surely the highest spoofer to expert ratio of any job.

Another incident according to Kay, but she REFUSES to divulge any further information until she hears more. Very responsible journalism.

:smiley:

I was actually going to tag you in it only you hadn’t been around in a while. You must have some sort of alert setup. #AmandaKnoxorsimilar

Kay is now showing the camera a picture on her smartphone of some policemen crouching down.

Speculate to accumulate

I’d just love it if Eric Cantona turned up at one of the hostage situations with a fishing rod, a tin of sardines and a bottle of cheap wine.

A fourth. A FUCKING FOURTH

A fourth incident is now being reported.

The French is Metro blocked and an evacuation is happening at Place du Trocadero.

The metro is no longer stopping at that station and according to witnesses police are at the scene.

[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 1070030, member: 332”]A fourth. A FUCKING FOURTH

A fourth incident is now being reported.

The French is Metro blocked and an evacuation is happening at Place du Trocadero.

The metro is no longer stopping at that station and according to witnesses police are at the scene.[/QUOTE]
Paris is lost to us. We must ringfence it and drop the bomb before its too late.

[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 1070030, member: 332”]A fourth. A FUCKING FOURTH

A fourth incident is now being reported.

The French is Metro blocked and an evacuation is happening at Place du Trocadero.

The metro is no longer stopping at that station and according to witnesses police are at the scene.[/QUOTE]

Place du Trocadero.

FALSE ALARM, I REPEAT, FALSE ALARM

That was a bizarre 5 minutes on SKY. When they thought there were FOUR incidents, they went into full Kent Brockman Ant Overlords mode, citing the threat of a large action by terrorist forces and saying how this was most likely it. They then mentioned how the 4 incidents were most likely an attempt to stretch French police to allow a larger incident take place elsewhere.

Then just as they spat that out, they said the 4th incident was a false alarm and went into full face saving mode, mentioning the fluidity of the situation.

Is not paying tax on nixers stealing Kev?