Test Match Cricket


#4021

I knew you were an odd cunt.


#4022

Nah, the weather is usually nice and it’s soothing.


#4023

Night Owls
It’s the place to be seen
Night Owls
It’s as cool as a breeze
Night Owls…

Ah, as Declan Carr once said, I forget the rest.


#4024

Jimmy Anderson really is a horrible prick. Not a very bright one either.


#4025

I encountered him once. He seemed nice.


#4026

What did he say?


#4027

That was in the queue at Costa though.


#4028

That is exactly true.


#4029

What time does it start. BTW?


#4030

Midnight Tan time


#4031

He reckons that Australia don’t have strength in depth in their bowling attack and are in trouble with Starc out.
It’s funny actually.
Australia finally win the toss and elect to bat. Which should pretty much guarantee the victory.


#4032

England are deluded


#4033

Ah I think it’s probably trying to give it back a bit to the Aussies a bit, but Anderson is too thick to do it without sounding like an idiot.


#4034

Would it be sheer lunacy to throw a hundred bux on the tans @5/1. How much of a loss is Starc?


#4035

The bigger issue is that England won’t take 20 wickets


#4036

Giving what back? The aussies haven’t said anything.

Tom Curran makes his debut replacing the injured Craig Overton, a big loss for them. Hopefully this Curran chap has something about him and isn’t looking to become a clique man.


#4037

Yes mate it would. Starc is a big loss but he’s being replaced by a slightly less fast but more accurate bowler. Australia will take 20 wickets.


#4038

Steve Smith is even money to hit 50 in the first innings. I’ll load up on that instead


#4039

That would be a better idea alright mate.


#4040

What’s this shite they are on about now?