Dublin Zoo hanging in the balance.
Too big to fail.
Let the animals out to graze free around Dublin. Sace money on feed and solves the on street drinking problem in one fell swoop.
If you pay peanuts you get monkeys
Just let them all out into Phoenix Park. The deer are there already.
Fantastic news. Wild animals should not be caged or fenced in.
Clinging to a vine you could say.
It has been the best line of the second wave…
“You can’t furlough an elephant”
Bravo Christoph Schwitzer
What was the best one in the first wave?
This’ll all be over in a few weeks…
Flatten the curve
What’s Corona?
The mistletoe
They’ve made a million or so today. They’d nearly be better off staying closed
The Dice Bar
Pubs in Smithfield and Stoneybatter are fucked as the hipsters out there will be permanently unemployed
Tribeton
E bruin
He should never have apologised. It only made him seem weak