Iām not over 50 mate (yet)
Iām in the worldsā shittest airport on the worldās shittest airline (appropriately enough)
So Vienna is a very good recommendation
Manchester? And the airline, i doubt its aer lingus
BA
He aināt getting on no plane, fool
Stuck in Heathrow. Plane broken. Drinking Manhattanās.
Happy days. No need to be rushing anywhere
I thought you would have had Manchesters finest security steve, bodyguard of jermey kyle and ricky hatton
Dunno would I put my life in the hands of a man drinking a frapochino
Thatās a lovely tasher
A real no-nonsense tache, it commands respect.
Heās the sort of lad that would cut your hand off without a second thought, but also be willing to leave you off for a $50 bribe
Macnas head alert
Didnāt know Bollywood did porn movies
He has a name bud
You can only have a drink in the room. No alcohol anywhere else. I ordered a beer for me and two gin and tonics. The gin was priced at 1600 rupees for a pint or some other small amount for a quart. Presumed it was a misprint. Ordered two large gins for colleagues