TFK one line movie reviews

Everything Everywhere all at once

An over excited, brash bill and Ted’s excellent adventure @flattythehurdler The Didsbury Chronicle

1 Like

Dumb and Dumber

Two idiots attempt to return a briefcase to someone.

The Lion King

It’s basically Hamlet

The Usual Suspects

Bring out the gimp

Titanic

The ship sinks spectacularly.

Review is not synopsis. Ffs sake

5 Likes

Barb Wire

Watch Casablanca instead

Noted and amended.

1 Like

Clerks

Is it wrong to suck a dick for world peace?

‘Debblie does Dallas’

Debbie does Dallas

Avatar
Basically Dances with Wolves in Space

3 Likes

Mamma Mia

Here we go again……

4 Likes

Sister Act 2
Not as good as the first one but hard to kick the habit

The Program

A Tour de France

Pulp Fiction

Take a number of different stories, put them together, cook for almost two hours and voila!

Showgirls

You’ll somehow get bored of seeing nipples about one hour in

1 Like

Speed

Bus can’t break the speed limit

Lord of the Rings trilogy

You’d be quicker reading the books.

2 Likes

Just like Magaluf.

Trainspotting

Heroin and a psychotic fella.