TFKNFLFFL 1st Division 2014

So I just need Peyton, Decker and the Broncos D to outscore Rodgers by 50 and I’m home and hosed.

Simples.

I’m fucking seething here.

:clap:I was getting the other end of that with Brown. Very unlikely to be enough to defeat Andrew Luck and Pace Is The Trick though.

I see you didn’t take my advice, and you started both blount and gray. And there goes bolden in for the TD.

:smiley:

Hightower! …Need Tom to lead us up the field here and stick it to the cunts.

Latavius Murray being inactive left me short of RBs and I figured Terrance West wouldn’t do anything against the Bills so I thought, “start both the Pats chaps and one of them will pound in a rushing TD or two.” Logic. :clap:

So with tonights game to come the likely standings going into week 14 are

@Scrunchie 9-4

@Fran 8-5
@Gman 8-5
@Turenne 8-5

@braz83 7-6

@Mac 6-7
@SoulDressing 6-7
@The Big Cheese 6-7
@Blake 6-7

@Rocko 5-8
@croppy_boy 5-8

@Colin Montgomerie 4-9

Could @Colin Montgomerie[/USER] make a miraculous recovery if he wins next week and if [USER=1]@Rocko[/USER] and [USER=306]@croppy_boy[/USER] lose? With [USER=9]@Colin Montgomerie[/USER] squaring off against his good mate [USER=1137]@The Big Cheese in the final round of games and neither mathematically safe from relegation it looks like an intriguing final week. I don’t think anyone really cares about the playoffs.

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1052014, member: 109”]So with tonights game to come the likely standings going into week 14 are

@Scrunchie 9-4

@Fran 8-5
@Gman 8-5
@Turenne 8-5

@braz83 7-6

@Mac 6-7
@SoulDressing 6-7
@The Big Cheese 6-7
@Blake 6-7

@Rocko 5-8
@croppy_boy 5-8

@Colin Montgomerie 4-9

Could @Colin Montgomerie[/USER] make a miraculous recovery if he wins next week and if [USER=1]@Rocko[/USER] and [USER=306]@croppy_boy[/USER] lose? With [USER=9]@Colin Montgomerie[/USER] squaring off against his good mate [USER=1137]@The Big Cheese in the final round of games and neither mathematically safe from relegation it looks like an intriguing final week. I don’t think anyone really cares about the playoffs.[/QUOTE]

Eric Decker can still bag 35.01 points for me to win this week.

Very premature posting.

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1052014, member: 109”]So with tonights game to come the likely standings going into week 14 are

@Scrunchie 9-4

@Fran 8-5
@Gman 8-5
@Turenne 8-5

@braz83 7-6

@Mac 6-7
@SoulDressing 6-7
@The Big Cheese 6-7
@Blake 6-7

@Rocko 5-8
@croppy_boy 5-8

@Colin Montgomerie 4-9

Could @Colin Montgomerie[/USER] make a miraculous recovery if he wins next week and if [USER=1]@Rocko[/USER] and [USER=306]@croppy_boy[/USER] lose? With [USER=9]@Colin Montgomerie[/USER] squaring off against his good mate [USER=1137]@The Big Cheese in the final round of games and neither mathematically safe from relegation it looks like an intriguing final week. I don’t think anyone really cares about the playoffs.[/QUOTE]

I’m not sure. Colin beat Rocko, Rocko beat Croppy, and Croppy beat Bandage. Could come down to points scored then, and croppy has the worst, and Rocko is near the top.

I need to beat you to seal a wild card playoff spot next week, so you better roll over fucko.

[QUOTE=“Gman, post: 1052027, member: 112”]I’m not sure. Colin beat Rocko, Rocko beat Croppy, and Croppy beat Bandage. Could come down to points scored then, and croppy has the worst, and Rocko is near the top.

I need to beat you to seal a wild card playoff spot next week, so you better roll over fucko.[/QUOTE]

I would love it if I beat you, love it

Am I in playoffs now @Gman?

I want to know can I go on holiday or not?

[QUOTE=“Mac, post: 1052014, member: 109”]So with tonights game to come the likely standings going into week 14 are

@Scrunchie 9-4

@Fran 8-5
@Gman 8-5
@Turenne 8-5

@braz83 7-6

@Mac 6-7
@SoulDressing 6-7
@The Big Cheese 6-7
@Blake 6-7

@Rocko 5-8
@croppy_boy 5-8

@Colin Montgomerie 4-9

Could @Colin Montgomerie[/USER] make a miraculous recovery if he wins next week and if [USER=1]@Rocko[/USER] and [USER=306]@croppy_boy[/USER] lose? With [USER=9]@Colin Montgomerie[/USER] squaring off against his good mate [USER=1137]@The Big Cheese in the final round of games and neither mathematically safe from relegation it looks like an intriguing final week. I don’t think anyone really cares about the playoffs.[/QUOTE]
Hold your horses there pal, I’m still very much in with a shout of beating @Turenne this week. I’ve a 5 point lead and Lamarr Miller against his Ryan Tannehill. Likely my hole.

Presume if myself, @croppy_boy[/USER] and [USER=1]@Rocko all finish on 5-9 then there’ll be no relegation.

My humble apologies Blake.

[QUOTE=“Lazarus, post: 1050345, member: 286”]Yeah, now I think about it that is just something that can not happen.
Ever[/QUOTE]
:clap:

@Gman[/USER], after [USER=232]@Turenne shat the course last night are you nailed on for the playoffs or can I still stop you from getting there? What’s your h2h with Blake and Turenne like?

think they both beat me, so would have the head to head on me. so I cant give you the walkover as promised, sorry pal.

So, standings with one week left:

and overall:

@Scrunchie[/USER] has guaranteed a playoff spot, and will either be first seed or 4th seed. [USER=110]@Fran has the division win, and is also into the playoffs. Congrats to you both. This is @Frans 4th year in a row to make the playoffs, maybe this is the year he finally makes the breakthrough?

@Gman[/USER] has his own destiny, and will take either the division title or else the wild card with a win over relegation threatened [USER=109]@Mac.

That southern division is as tough as it gets. 3 teams on 7-6, and at the moment, @braz83[/USER] is holding the division lead. He plays scrunchie next week. [USER=232]@Turenne[/USER] plays [USER=47]@SoulDressing[/USER] and [USER=1755]@Blake[/USER] plays [USER=1]@Rocko[/USER] who is fighting for survival too. [USER=1]@Rocko actually has the joint top score with Gman, astonishingly both have the exact same 1616.94 points after 13 rounds! Rocko also has the highest points against tally too.

@Colin Montgomerie[/USER] is looking for a miracle set of results to avoid relegation when he plays his good mate [USER=1137]@The Big Cheese[/USER] who is out of the playoffs but not yet safe from relegation. [USER=306]@croppy_boy[/USER] currently holds the final relegation spot, and is up against it playing [USER=110]@Fran who is safe in the playoffs.

The top 6 teams are all in contention for the playoffs. The bottom 6 teams are all in contention for relegation.

This is real football.

This is TFKNFLFFL Division 1 football.

I was deservedly beaten this week after the mess I made picking my team. 4 defeats in the spin, hard to see us rallying and beating @Colin Montgomerie this week

the very best of luck to @Fran in the playoffs