How bad are we talking?
Pretty bad.
Location of office given as ‘straight when you come of the stairs’.
Three sentences in a row without a full stop or a capital letter, and all on the same line.
That’s pretty bad.
What really bugs me is when people put the entire content of their email into the subject field, leaving the body of the mail blank.
It wouldn’t be that big thick eejet Cost of Sales from HR, Farmer would it?
I deal with this person who doesnt use full stops in emails…the person types their emails like this…refusing to use commas…or full stops…ithe person thinks that a row of dot constitutes punctuation…people like this person should be sterilised…how do you get out of school with this sort of shit…retards…one and all…
I was talking to a male colleague today about the weekends sport, he sits directly across from a recent graduate, as she was going on a half day she made a typing motion in another girls direction and whispered “I’ll facebook you later”, I’m trying my best to get her replaced.
Arrive into work this morning, to a jam in the printer.
Now I’m no IT Runt, but I’d be a dab hand at sorting out the aul paper jams, I’m to paper jams what Roclo is to elevator driving you see? So i go about my business of checking the printer, eliminating the options of where the jam may be. So far, so good.
Located some paper jams, removed them, closed it uo, still nothing and now a rather sinister sound to go along with the beeping jammed sound.
Investigated further, at which point I noticed the problem. Some EPIC fucking mong had decided to jam a pen into the gears of the printer in an attempt to do, well who the fuck knows what they were trying to do.
Net result, printed fucked, gears in need of replacement.
A 6 year old wouldnt even carry on like that, or if they did, they’d at least own up to it instead of walking away and telling no-one.
Clipes.
I hate when people try to “fix” stuff as it invariables leads to far more work for me.
I arrived down one day to find two secretaries who had somehow managed to get hold of a screwdriver, worked out which way to turn the screws, dismantled the binder and broke the sensor off it.
Birds with tools=idiots about to cause chaos, or butch lesbians.
:blink: Christ! The secretary in the office I worked in before was notorious for jamming the printer and then shoving rulers and pens into it to try and unblock it. She filled the tray with a ream of damp paper one day to print an important document and nearly blew the whole printer.
just went about sending over 30 or documents to be printed. took me ages to sort through them and get the right size paper etc to print them in. go down to see how they are going, and I hear all this noise and banging, and 2 women there. ‘I had to turn off the printer and delete all your files, says one.’ ‘Will I go get a pencil or something to stick it in it and see if that helps’ says the other. :unsure:
Unbelieveable. It’s this sort of thing people should get sacked for. Not for sending harmless emails.
Interesting…
Couples who have recently had a child sending a thank you card to work colleagues for ‘all their best wishes during the birth of their beautiful daughter’, complete with a picture of the child.
What is all that about?
:blink:
Was this the thread we discussed performance reviews on? Filling out some at the moment, utter cunts of yokes. 
You are appraising other people’s work performance?
:o
Holy fuck.
I’m quite the manager Farmer, I’m all about delegating, delegate enough and you’re away on a hack.
After moving desks today, got landed beside a proper cunt.
Only seems interested in talking shop, owns 2 cats, hates dogs and is deeply paranoid about getting swine flu.
If I had the use of a sneezing boar, I’d fire it at the cunt.
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Any man who prefers cats to dogs is not to be trusted.
This fella sounds like a right soft cunt KP
Think the sex of the person referred to is ambiguous.
Clarkey prefers cats to dogs but then again that’s Clarkey. He’s a hybrid.