+1. Dreadful stuff.
I only watched Shutter Island a few days ago…
Did you copy and paste that from The DS forum?
:lol:
The amount of birds at work you see disappearing to the jacks after lunch with a toothbrush and toothpaste.
Women are freaks.
Or maybe they are doing something else?
Hm.
you would appreciate this a lot more if they were giving you a blowie under the table after lunch. tingly.
When a wasp gets into the office. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh get it out. Girl I work with went mad and had to leave the room and kept peeping through the glass to see if we had killed it.
Bad enough Im in work on a Sunday but then to hear from one of the girls in here talking about houses being broke into recently in her area and saying that the people robbing them are from the area and you dont rob houses in your own area makes me want to go off on one. Really its okay to rob houses once you dont live in the same area. Really. 
I will update my review attached for same on your retort.
FFS
I noticed today that a lad in work has scan pictures of his unborn child stuck up over his desk. Utterly fucking ridiculous.
If theres one thing I fucking hate its people showing me scans of their unborn kids. I get it, you’re excited, and am sure I will be also some day, but there’s no fucking way I’d go around showing off a scan of my bints womb.
A mate made a bit of a faux pas at one of our mate’s party a few years ago. They have one kid but there was two scans stuck on the fridge. One of the lads asked loudly if his bird was expecting again.
Cue massive silence and then a quiet ‘No’ from his missus who is a bit beefy.
The lad asking the question left shortly after.
There was a load of screaming in work here a couple of minutes ago. We all presumed that some bint had announced an engagement or that she was up the duff or something and were carrying on with our daily business. 2 minutes later and at the top of her voice while fighting back the tears she roars out “I can’t believe I’m finally an aunt”. FFS.
People who leave their phones on in work, and when I say on I mean their ringtones on, especially ringtones that are incredibly annoying. One bint in work here has the most fucking annoying ringtone, one that screams ‘look at me, I crave attention’. Its gone off 3 times today now. Once could be excused as an oversight, then turn it onto silent, but 3 fucking times is ignorance in the extreme and will see her and it going out the window next.
Do we sit across from the same cunt? I have a bint across from me and her mobile never stops ringing. A cuntish ring tone also.
Another fcuking plonker here has his kid saying “Hello Dada” as a ring tone. FFS. The nordy cunt deserves nothing but ridicule at this stage.
A Guy(non native old fuck) in college last year had the following ring tone and it used to ring 10 times daily and wouldnt silence it if asked… all changed on april fools day when we got hold of it and had bout 6 different phones hidden ringing with it driving him crazy… he then learnt to silence his phone and changed his ringtone for those times his phone wasnt to Who let the dogs out…
Basically, it’s a photo of a ladys womb. There is not a big difference in Womb and boobs, but if I plaster my desk with pictures of ladys jazongas there would be uproar. Especially from Tom Barry as I’m starting to think he might be a bender.
Yours etc,
GSH.
You mean you don’t have your own office? :blink:
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Open plan is the new closed office. Apparently. <_<
People in areas of responsibility not being able to spell, or have proper punctuation.