Note to self: I’ll try harder to impress the resident Tan bastard with my future posts.
Back to original topic… Her fcuking Cat is off colour this morning. never moved off the rug last night and would usually welcome her home. Even the dumb cat is catching on.
Maybe you could offer the poor girl some advice KP instead of being such a miserable cunt.
Whatever about that, there is no need to belittle the poor girl on here. Especially as we are only getting one side of the story and I have no doubt KP is exaggerating things as well
God help the poor fucker who marries her. I reckoned she moaned as much when she was in Australia, with things like “I miss home”, Its hard to make friends in Australia, “its too hot here in summer”.
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It must be tough from her to sit opposite someone who smells of cowshite all day long as well
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The new job is going well I take it?
I will get my Clonlara plant above in Kinvara to flatten him with a shoulder next time he sees him.
Feel free to log advice to this deeply unhappy lady… I’m all ears.
One of her positive contributions just to balance the argument… She did enjoy dinner at the weekend and catching up with her sister.
On an aside, the bird beside her has just gone to the meeting room to ‘express’.
Are you working on a switchboard?
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Advise the unhappy lady to go out and get laid by someone that is not her bloke.
Whats this ‘express’ shit?
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Could have done with him last Saturdays relegation battle. Is he any good? The last lad we imported from Clare was as raw a hurler as you’d find but was well able to fight his corner. Brought disgrace on the club with his accumulation of red cards…
Mac, my cleanliness in none of your fucking business, a bit of hayseed scattered around the office floor is a nice addition.
Taz, she is gone to fill a few bottles that she’ll lightly give to her baby tonight, all above board. 
He has the brain alright but doesn’t have the speed of hurling to do what the brain tells him at times. A beast of a man who will give it and take it in spades, I’d say he will transfer above to ye in another two or three years once he starts winding down.
Is it common practice in big offices for someone to bring in a cake on their own birthday and then have everyone else sing happy bday and devour their cake? It happened today and supposedly the females in the office get thick if someone doesn’t do it on their birthday. What a load of bollox.
The other day i had to hear the women nattering about colonic irrigation to enable them to lose 3lbs for a wedding. FFS!!
Sounds like you’re working with a bunch of cocks…
I’m lucky as in I’ve my own office, the scramble for the photocopier and the kettle is like throwing a mars bar into a phone box in Ethiopia…
Tell them to shut up and stop eating
Doesn’t sound like there’s much productivity in the place either if people have time to stand around, eat cake and sing…
Yes, this would be quite common as some of the accountants on here could tell you.
Most people would bring in some cake or a box of chocolates here on their birthday and leave them on the desk for passersby to nibble on. Can’t say i have ever heard someone sing happy birthday. I was called a miserable git by one of my femail co workers for not telling them about my birthday or bringing in sweets