Came on to post this too. I was scoffing at her attempts to stay relevant and thought it was way OTT for a dog or a cat. Then I learned that a Cockatoo is a fucking parrot. She’s going to soldier on and do it for some poor misfortune of an auld fella that bought tickets for his 12 (twelve) grandchildren.
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Lay off Twink.
Parrotts are beloved in Ireland.
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Kathryn Thomas will be seething that she didn’t think of that.
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Twink is for the birds.
I wasn’t aware of this additional benefit on top of the multiple others I receive.
I won’t change my oul’ pattern, the girl has a couple of kids to get through school etc and on top of that her better half was like a bould limousine, saw fresher grass, cleared the hedge and wasn’t seen again.
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Did she teach it to say “Zip up your micky”
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She was barred from our local shop over that parrot! Fruitloop that one
She craves attention does Twink. I’d say she was fond of mickey in her day! Very much a lightweight and not a serious contender for COTY.
She has been known to ruffle a few feathers in her time.
But of late, of course she’s only for the birds.
Her hay day may have flown passed…
She’s a notorious lush
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Thrush, you mean?
Messy
Very. Any time of the day
Do you want to know exactly what happened?
Someone sat on it?
Better…
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Come on. FFS!
It said the bird was injured during panto rehearsals but didn’t elaborate
It fell off her shoulder during a run and she spiked it with her own stilletto!
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That’s by far the most plausible explanation, right enough 
Any sightings of Dee Forbes?
I take it she has recovered at this stage and can face the music?
Or is that sort of thing only for plebs
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