The Apprentice

I think the fact that Brefs Harvard degree is in Biology is fucking brilliant!!! Absolutely no benefit to him on the show but he keeps banging on about it. Pissed myself laughing when he said it earlier!

Yep, I was under the impression it was some form of business degree

So was everyone I think!

What a chancer. I wonder if he even told the producers. He must be from money goin to that place.

not sure but his father left when he was only a child and hasn’t made contact with him since.

That was brilliant alright a fooking biology degree :D:D

Missed most of the show earlier. The clips with the wan Sam giving the pitch were ridiculous - she’s actually not putting it on. :eek:

And what’s with the fat ginger cunt wearing shirts and t-shirts that are bet onto him?

How do you know that? I imagine he got into Harvard on a rowing scolarship, he was junior national champion or something when he was in school. He is a typical posh Cork cideee dope in fairness!

It was in some paper at the weekend. Not sure of the ins and outs though as i only read the intro to it.

Breff lives-great stuff :smiley:
Hasn’t many lives left though-if he’s back in there again he’s gone.

Where do they get these clowns though? A unique, innovative product for christmas and they come up with a teddy bar and a packet of jellies :rolleyes:
Sure even the product that apparently would have won it, a Christmas Cracker, would have been a joke too, as that wouldn’t be very unique at all ffs.

When Breff goes it won’t be worth watching.

The English fellah kept the head down this week after getting blown out of it by Bill last week.

Clever.

that Brendan is one smarmy faced spoofing cunt. id say he is fairly typical though, build yourself a nice little reputation which exists in your head only by spoofing cliched horseshite but when the pressure comes on like the breff applied last night sit back and offer nothing more than the old ‘oh you did ye’.

he was badly exposed and it was great to see.

there was a nice shot of Geraldines arse at one stage.

[quote=“THE LINK WALSH”]Four out of the five people sacked so far have been the project manager on the Week they were booted out,the Breffmeisters tactics are spot on here,he just shrugs his shoulders a good bit and cracks an odd joke,keeps out of the way of doing much and is still going strong.

Bill needs to change the record here really he looks a bigger joke than the Breff at this stage"you managed this farce,yer nod a gud leader,yer nod whad i want from me apprentice,so yer fired".Fire the lackey an odd time Bill for fuck sake.[/quote]

Yet another project manager gets the bullet this Week,you couldnt second guess what Bill is going to do next,he could turn on any of them:D,in fairness to Bill though these manager people have all come across as fucking goms on the Week he fired them, hopefully the Breff will do the managing next Week might save him from the chop,Bill has to be noticing that he cant keep firing the boss.

[quote=“Pikeman”]Breff lives-great stuff :smiley:
Hasn’t many lives left though-if he’s back in there again he’s gone.

Where do they get these clowns though? A unique, innovative product for christmas and they come up with a teddy bar and a packet of jellies :rolleyes:
Sure even the product that apparently would have won it, a Christmas Cracker, would have been a joke too, as that wouldn’t be very unique at all ffs.

When Breff goes it won’t be worth watching.[/quote]

I know they all seem like unbelievable clowns but what better ideas could they have come up with though? Given the time they have to think of an idea and the financial constraints the tasks are actually quite hard it seems to me.

They had loads of time brainstorming sure. Anything would have been better than a teddy and a packet of sweets. ANYTHING.

name something so.
Sweets were cat in fairness, was never going to stand out in a shop. But as bill said six or seven other charities already used teddys. Their argument should have been ‘well it obviously works so’.

[quote=“gola”]name something so.
.[/quote]

One of them stress balls for squeezing in your hand with Brian Cowans face on it.:thumbsup: Cowan would be wearing a Santa Claus costume.

It’s funny for students and possibly lads in school but I’d say you’d sell more teddys.
You don’t know yer market yer humour is juvenile and for that reason, you’re fired!

[quote=“gola”]It’s funny for students and possibly lads in school but I’d say you’d sell more teddys.
You don’t know yer market yer humour is juvenile and for that reason, you’re fired![/quote]

Stress balls? WHA?!!?

[quote=“gola”]name something so.
Sweets were cat in fairness, was never going to stand out in a shop. But as bill said six or seven other charities already used teddys. Their argument should have been ‘well it obviously works so’.[/quote]

a decoration for the xmas tree or something