The Ask Niall Harbison Thread

Harbo is a good Tyrone man.

That actually explains a lot

His new venture will surely be www.Ihartetyrone.co.uk

Is he flat sharing with David Kitt in Hume?

Fuck sake, that feature has been on Android phones for years.

“and change our behavior. hopefully”

there isn’t an app made yet thatll make him less of a cunt.

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If you hit a certain amount of usage does it enable a background app that slowly grinds the OS to a hault?


Niall isn’t impressed

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A confident man never feared a clear glass window dividing a bedroom from a bathroom.

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I’d not fancy it myself.

Which reminds me, any tips on how to really wipe your arse well?

Andrex moist.

Do Lidl do cheap alternatives?

Aldi do. Tesco also do baby versions that are a lot cheaper for same product.

If you had shit on your hand you would not wipe it off with dry tissue.

If you are stuck some body or hand lotion into normal toilet paper is a reasonable facsimile.

FAS should do a 4 year apprenticeship on arse wiping :frowning:

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if you go into a restaurant say and end up with shit in your finger nails after wiping your hole, who can you sue for 100k?
the restaurant, the jacks roll supplier or the gubberment for not teaching you how to wipe your hole?

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Are all the various “Lovin” sites gone/sold now ?

Is he going to live in Thailand by himself?