The Awful Professional Footballer Thread

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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indeed, a lazy man’s akinbiyi

stephen gough :angry:
ed green

Emerson (curly haired one who “played” for Middlesboro-not hard bastard who plays for Juve)

Hamilton Ricard

Wayne Biggins’s performanaces in the Glasgow Celtic midfield circa 1993 left a lot to be desired but one could argue that it was the surroundings that sapped the skill out of the man

Terry Eviston during his stint at Athlone Town in the mid nineties was bad for those forumites who are accustomed to watching LOI first divsion football on a freezing cold sunday afternoon in Gortakeegan or St.Mels Park when there was no such thing as floodlights.
My ould fella always told me that Mick Neville from Shels was a useless cunt

Ah Bruno Cheyrou the next Zidane according to Houllier. :rolleyes:

Masimo Tiabi of United Fame.

Its not that mbb, its the fact that he doesn’t have any confidence in his own opinions, because they are usually so wrong.

Wayne Biggins was a striker, mickee.

I agree on Dennis Irwin - a real shit player. Couldn’t get into a crap Ireland team at one stage under Mick McCarthy and had the sneery kind of face that’s very much associated with Cork people.

John Arne-Riise has no place whatsoever on this thread.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean dickhead?

[color="#FFFFFF"]I am only messing, just wondering will some idiot come on, miss the hidden text and say something like "typical kev…blaa blaa. I don’t expect gola to do that…

I totally agree with bando, cork people are vicious, and not to be fucked with.

how has Titus Bramble not been mentioned yet. the biggest donkey ever to play.

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Roy Keane

Spent half his career drinking and the other half alienating his fellow players and managers. Now he is a shit manager

This thread is a pile of contradictions and hearsay. Flano called it out a long time ago, some mong here was even on about Mick fucking Neville…

This entire forum is full of contradictions and hearsay!! Why stop now?

Franny Jeffers

Cesc Fabregas.

i think there is a certain degree of irony in a few of the responses that you are missing…
that is rather unfortunate

what exactly is your problem with mick neville being here?
what has he done that does not classify him as a "truly awful professional footballer’?

do you want us to start up a new thread entitled “truly awful professional footballers that have played on SS1 or other tabloid TV excluding LOI footballers”?

LOI could barely be called a football league, let alone a professional one.

correct admin.
you are doing a sterling job here.

Biggins was awful tho.
i think around this era as well Paul Byrne another woeful footballer played in the Celtic midfield and scored against the Huns in a game

it is what it is.