a reversal there
If Iād known that it was on the menu I might have. At my age it was not strictly needed but sure while I was getting the MOT no harm getting the full monty.
Did you dress up for it? Extra bit of old spice splashed on?
Of course. Itās an intimate social interaction in a world starved of intimacy.
Did you want the finger to stay a little bit longer than it did?
In the build up to appointment Did you embark on a bit of training with the missus and a pair of marigolds ?
I saw 20 posts on this thread and went in with one hand covering my eyes. Glad to here all is well
You should have got someone else to pop it for you
She was like James Herriot
I got mine done by a qualified doctor. I kept thinking 625 points in the leaving, 7 years in college, to do this?
I always think as much when I see a young dolly bird from D4 doing Veterinary. Little does she know sheāll possibly end up, up to her knees in cowshite in a farmyard below in Clonaslee, trying to decipher some muck savage as he explains to her whats wrong with his bullock.
it was her first time, but she made a good fist of it.
Reminds me of the gynecologist joke; whatās the difference between the gynecologist that gets paid ā¬500 a day to the gynecologist that gets paid ā¬1000 a day? The one that gets paid ā¬1000 a day uses two fingers!
or alternatively whats the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist?
one looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush
Iād imagine youād have to be a qualified doctor.
On a similar note (I donāt follow the Covid threads much so it might have been mentioned already) I hear doctors are getting twice the money that pharmacyās are for giving the jab. Donāt ask me to quote figures because the cost all depends where the vaccination is given. Be it a vaccination centre, doctors surgery, or pharmacy. Basically the doctors are cleaning up on this one.
I know it gets a laugh and all but it really isnāt the most pleasant of gigs. Sure, lots of fanny but much of it numbs you to the beauty. Specialised as a gynaecologist for a while but the passion for it waned and gave it up. I do like to keep my hand in tho.
Some sailing/rugby club humour creeping in
I posted a video on the corruption thread ā¦British politician laying out some evidence of massive fraud. No one seems to be asking any questions hereā¦ a few weeks ago some irish doctors alliance warned the government not to trust a few experts with links to the vaccine companies. Conspiracy theorists I support, or trump something