The Cancer Thread

a reversal there

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If Iā€™d known that it was on the menu I might have. At my age it was not strictly needed but sure while I was getting the MOT no harm getting the full monty.

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Did you dress up for it? Extra bit of old spice splashed on?

Of course. Itā€™s an intimate social interaction in a world starved of intimacy.

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Did you want the finger to stay a little bit longer than it did?

In the build up to appointment Did you embark on a bit of training with the missus and a pair of marigolds ?

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:smiley:

Recorded footage just inā€¦

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I saw 20 posts on this thread and went in with one hand covering my eyes. Glad to here all is well

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You should have got someone else to pop it for you

She was like James Herriot

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I got mine done by a qualified doctor. I kept thinking 625 points in the leaving, 7 years in college, to do this?

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I always think as much when I see a young dolly bird from D4 doing Veterinary. Little does she know sheā€™ll possibly end up, up to her knees in cowshite in a farmyard below in Clonaslee, trying to decipher some muck savage as he explains to her whats wrong with his bullock.

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it was her first time, but she made a good fist of it.

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Reminds me of the gynecologist joke; whatā€™s the difference between the gynecologist that gets paid ā‚¬500 a day to the gynecologist that gets paid ā‚¬1000 a day? The one that gets paid ā‚¬1000 a day uses two fingers!

or alternatively whats the difference between a gynaecologist and a genealogist?

one looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush

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Iā€™d imagine youā€™d have to be a qualified doctor.

On a similar note (I donā€™t follow the Covid threads much so it might have been mentioned already) I hear doctors are getting twice the money that pharmacyā€™s are for giving the jab. Donā€™t ask me to quote figures because the cost all depends where the vaccination is given. Be it a vaccination centre, doctors surgery, or pharmacy. Basically the doctors are cleaning up on this one.

I know it gets a laugh and all but it really isnā€™t the most pleasant of gigs. Sure, lots of fanny but much of it numbs you to the beauty. Specialised as a gynaecologist for a while but the passion for it waned and gave it up. I do like to keep my hand in tho.

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Some sailing/rugby club humour creeping in

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I posted a video on the corruption thread ā€¦British politician laying out some evidence of massive fraud. No one seems to be asking any questions hereā€¦ a few weeks ago some irish doctors alliance warned the government not to trust a few experts with links to the vaccine companies. Conspiracy theorists I support, or trump something