The Canine Corner

Mrs Mouse can keep Bradyā€™s on the mantle piece next to yours

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The snobs that breed collies only like show dogs to sire ā€¦ his father and mother are both champions but iā€™ll be fucked if iā€™m running around like one of them Crufts cunts

Everyone is a winner.

yerra let him get the lipstick out at least once before you castrate the poor fuckerā€¦ itā€™s the humane thing to do

Yeah - Iā€™m all for thatā€¦ tho most vets say it doesnt make a difference to male/female if they dont get to use their bits at all.

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Ah no rush. Have a few kids before getting the snip. I am told that having the snip dosent take the edge off

Ruff.

course they do while they charge you and arm and bollock to whack the poor mutts reproductive organs out

Is he a hermaphrodite?

you could charge some posh cunt to stand a bitch to him

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Very true. Assuming he wasnā€™t sold a pup

Itā€™s a bit like engaging on tfk really.

I had to give Penny back to the rescue. She wasnā€™t well and was pissing everywhere. It wasnā€™t a house training issue. It was a leak. In my condition I couldnā€™t cope with it. Did I feel like a shit bag for doing it. Yes I did. Did I do the right thing. Yes I did. Bobby seems to be coping well enough.

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Absolutely. You saved giving the vet 30 euro for an antibiotic.
Poor penny. I hope sheā€™s ok.

Need a lot of exercise but a lovely dog. A friend of mine got a set of brothers some years ago but one of them was a fucking psychopath. I couldnā€™t believe it for a springer. He was highly dangerous and the fucker attacked me one day. I hit him with a 4x2 that was lying around the place and he kept coming. It didnā€™t knock a stir in the fucker and Iā€™m not small. Eventually my friend came out and he turned away from me with a whistle from his owner. My friend roared laughing and so did I, but I swore Iā€™d get the cunt back. I did about three weeks later, with a golfing bat on top of the head. Cunt didnā€™t know whether he was shot or poisoned. He didnā€™t go for me again.

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+1. Have you considered a constraints led approach @anon61878697?

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You should lend that club to @anon61878697

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