The Canine Corner

Does he still ring the bell?

The bastard is gone buck ape since we sent him to the kennels while away on hols. His sis and mother live with the kennels we use and he spent 10 days running round with his sister and a couple of other little shits - so not only did he have endless play but he had a little pack… and he might have a little separation anxiety… at 10 months his little dog balls have/are dropping also so it could be hormonal and some nearby bitch could be putting led in his pencil, so to speak. Princess has him spoilt – i’m gonna give him a root up the hole if he doesnt get his shit together… time for snip snip soon i’d say.

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who are you talking about?

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Wrap up a clock in one of your filthy smelly garments and put it in his bed (a quartz/mechanical clock)

Threaten him with a pretend bomb?

That’s paranoid

It’ll calm him down, remind him of being a puppy and make him more loyal- he won’t mind the stench

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You’d want your head examined to be waiting 10 months to neuter a dog. At least it’s not a bitch. His sister will probably be looking for a paternity test soon

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A Tipperary dog!

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No. To get full health benefits wait a year … He’s not some auld mongrel in from the pound like @backinatracksuit has.

what is he doing that’s annoying you? there might be simple solutions here like

Sitting in my spot, taking over the tv and drinking my beer.

Whining, a bit of howling but that’s subsided, dying to get out and won’t listen/ come when off the lead. All he wants is other dogs.

Anyway, brought him to the bark park in Blackpool Sunday. He gets to run around for an hour with other dogs under the supervision of a behaviourist.

He’ll be posting on TFK for you next.

Woof

he got a week of being the Alpha while you were away. You’re being measured up here by the dog.

A week or two in his routine and a few subtle reminders that you’re the boss and he’ll be A1

Repetition without repetition is the key here. cc @caoimhaoin

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Sounds like Brady has made you his bitch and there’s nothing you can do about it

Cut the bastards balls off

He learned it from Mrs o Sullivan.

would you not get a litter or two out of him first. He looks like a finely bred dog

Lad be talking to their dogs as if they understand a Fucking word they saying . See it every day nutters having full blowing conversations with them forgetting they’re animals, that’s half the problem here with @anon61878697 s Brady, a coupe of weeks training and a bit of discipline when they test you is all it takes.