Pat shortt is a spot.
The stock hurler is not
The Celebrity Spotting Thread Part Twee (or help Flatty identify the celeb he just spotted) (Part 1)
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Would you not consider him an uncouth muldoon?
No. I liked him in that documentary about owning a garage
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Brilliant post. I LOLd
By the way. I think I met @TreatyStones another night inside in town as well years ago at the house party. A fella there sang a song called the big bamboo
Itās only for the laugh brim if kp or any the Galway lads are upset I apologise.
What an insult, to put forum favorite KP in the same sentence as that gimp.
4/6 - met him coursing in Clonmel, a good dog man
5/4 - met him at a couple of GAA games (the ones the wife wasnāt at), a good GAA man
2/1 - met him down in Listowel a few times at the festival - a big punter
10/1 - met him on a stag of some lad who the wife will never engage with
25/1 - a lad I met on the Internet
Which one did you use @treatystones?
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Live spot
Who: Nicky Byrne
Where: Malahide Gourmet Food Parlour
Demeanor: Happy then pissed
Accompanied by two young children who I presume are twins having made their first holy communion as they were in their suits and accouterments. They also sport Nickys hair cut, you know the type.
Nicky was in the queue to be seated ahead of us, in relatively jolly spirits. This changed however when he asked for a table for 8 only to be told it as a non runner. A manager type figure arrived over and Nicky turned on the charm once more only to receive the reply that itād be 40 or so, at which point he called the boys and turned on his heels.
There are no photos as a lady in the queue must have dislocated her shoulder to take numerous āsneakyā photos of Nicky and his boys, which my wife and I commented was incredibly unseemly behaviour. Logging it here in this manner is fine though.
We were seated within minutes and am now tucking into a fine feed of pancakes.
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Priced spot on 
Big into the dogs I said
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The āno gingers ruleā comes into play.
Not a spot but thanks anyway.
Who is Nicky Byrne?
Think he is something to Gay Byrne?
Who? Mark Cavendish
Famous for? Being for a year or two the best sprinter on a bike in the peloton. Has won fifteen or so stages of the tour, as well as Olympic medals (not sure which colour), and generally being a cranky fucker.
Where? Pott Shrigley village in the Peak District at about 11am today.
Mark was Cycling in a group of three ascending Pott Shrigley hill as we were descending. He was obviously starting out as we were finishing, as this is the first climb in the peaks if you head out of Manchester in that direction.
We were descending very fast. My quick nod in the general direction wasnāt reciprocated,but he is a notorious grump in any case.
I would contrast this with the friendly wave I once had from a clearly disconsolate and lonely looking Rigoberto Uran, or the charm of Christian Van de Velde who once asked if he could join us for coffee after a training spin as he was sitting alone outside costa coffee in wilmslow.
Cav was dressed in black Lycra, and was gone before I registered him properly, at the same instant my pals turned round and said āthat was mark cavendishā
I presume he is warming up for the tour.
Welcome to fingal. Feel free to take your family for a swim. Iāve just had a shit.
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Welcome?
He shamed us in the Eurovision
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Ah was he in boyzone?
Westlife. Heās Berties son in law.
Thatās it. I thought maybe he was a hairdresser.