Can someone flesh out the issue with cork women? Should I run now?
:unsure: 
:guns:
All Cork women are sluts apart from Dans ma and one of his sisters.
Such bravery behind your keyboard. 
Facts are facts mate. As long as you’re happy.
Only for the fact that I got great sex off a bird from Durrow I’d be slagging off Leix bints right now…
Dont let me stop you mate. She was probably a grand soft ride for a vermin who’d ride a bird in a Tipp jersey.
That Tipp jersey ride, 
ah lovely
My Durrow furrow was outstanding now that I think of it
FFS…
:lol:
:lol:
I do actually have a pair of Wranglers and I wear them a lot.
There.
And while I’m at it yes I do look like Jeremy Clarkson in them and do you know what, I’m cool with that.
:lol:
Glad I got that off my chest and can move on now with life in general.
bumped for farmer.
I heard a rumour this “friend” is the forum’s very own Scrunchie. Any truth in this?
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I heard a rumour this “friend” is the forum’s very own Scrunchie. Any truth in this?[/quote]
No, Scrunchie is far too classy for that kind of carry on. This happened in the depths of Peru a good while ago. Scrunchie does try infer a similar type story on my good self, luckily untrue.
Can’t believe Scrunchie pisses in his sleep.
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No, Scrunchie is far too classy for that kind of carry on. This happened in the depths of Peru a good while ago. Scrunchie does try infer a similar type story on my good self, luckily untrue.[/quote]
Lacking any spatial awareness and being completely oblivious to what was going on around him made me think it was Scrunchie. Apologies to him.