The Confessions Thread

[QUOTE=“Big Mick McCarthy, post: 1149070, member: 1137”]If you answer no to the following questions then you are not a roaster. The more yes answers the more severe the roaster

  1. have you ever bought a short sleeved check shirt

  2. have you ever passed lads cutting silage in a field and passed comment?

  3. have you ever driven a tractor

  4. have you ever spent an evening in the pub discussing livestock prices or the price of bails of hay

  5. do you clasp your hands together and grin when someone brings upban agricultural topic

  6. have you been known to use the terms “be god” or “to fuck” in most of your sentences

  7. did you evervpass comment on an attractive woman by using an agricultural metaphor - " I’d say thevback box was never touched on her, spotless!"[/QUOTE]

Where do Abercrombie Hoodies and Tommy Hilfiger clothes fit into this?

Apart from the J1 (which I presume you put in to protect my identity) you’ve described me to a tee.

Tommy Hilfiger is the default “good clothes” of a male bogger aged between 27 and 50

Probably purchased from the Kildare outlet too I presume?

I met a slurry head over the Christmas who referred to his shirt as his “Kildare village shirt”

:smiley:

Your Tommy Hilfiger comment had me worried as I have 2 pairs of TH jeans, however neither were purchased from an outlet store. They would also be everyday wear as opposed to ‘good clothes’.

Your Tommy Hilfiger comment had me worried as I have 2 pairs of TH jeans, however neither were purchased from an outlet store. They would also be everyday wear as opposed to ‘good clothes’.[/QUOTE]
Wearing ‘good clothes’ for everyday wear, as befits the king of the roasters.

The Hamptons look never suits lads who address each other as “horse”, and usually have beer guts like giant balloons. They think they’re buying the dream, but they’re living a parody without realising it.

Your Tommy Hilfiger comment had me worried as I have 2 pairs of TH jeans, however neither were purchased from an outlet store. They would also be everyday wear as opposed to ‘good clothes’.[/QUOTE]
:eek:I also have 2 pairs of Tommy Hilfiger jeans.

Hold on here…

6th Sense clothing is fast replacing Tommy as the default option among roasters in the Western regions.

Eddie Murphy of Eddie Murphy menswear in Ballyhaunis has told me they cannot keep this stuff on the shelves.

http://www.eddiemurphy.ie/brands/6th-sense.html

That’s hardly news to anyone, mate.

[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 1149123, member: 686”]Hold on here…

6th Sense clothing is fast replacing Tommy as the default option among roasters in the Western regions.

Eddie Murphy of Eddie Murphy menswear in Ballyhaunis has told me they cannot keep this stuff on the shelves.

http://www.eddiemurphy.ie/brands/6th-sense.html[/QUOTE]

I have a sixth sense shirt. They aren’t bad, aside from the ones with the double collar which are cat

All double collar shirts are cat

Maybe @Appendage can come in and explain his fashion choices here and see if he can spot where he went wrong.

[QUOTE=“Big Mick McCarthy, post: 1149070, member: 1137”]If you answer no to the following questions then you are not a roaster. The more yes answers the more severe the roaster

  1. have you ever bought a short sleeved check shirt

  2. have you ever passed lads cutting silage in a field and passed comment?

  3. have you ever driven a tractor

  4. have you ever spent an evening in the pub discussing livestock prices or the price of bails of hay

  5. do you clasp your hands together and grin when someone brings upban agricultural topic

  6. have you been known to use the terms “be god” or “to fuck” in most of your sentences

  7. did you evervpass comment on an attractive woman by using an agricultural metaphor - " I’d say the back box was never touched on her, spotless!"[/QUOTE]

I’m concerned about number 3, does this include a ride on lawn mower often referred to as a lawn tractor?

Referring to it as a lawn tractor is a roaster thing to do. It’s a ride on mower for most people

I also have a few pairs of Tommy Hilfiger jeans. Given the limited choice in mens clothing I believe these to be perfectly acceptable.

There is nothing wrong with owning Tommy Hilfiger clothing. It is wrong to dress head to toe in it though as many a bogger does

Bogger like to dress in jeans, shirt and shoes of a Saturday night. Regardless of whether they are just going to the local for a few pints or a nightclub in the city.

The ones I have are very durable I have found also which is a great quality in jeans. I’m comfortable with my choice.