[QUOTE=“Big Mick McCarthy, post: 1149070, member: 1137”]If you answer no to the following questions then you are not a roaster. The more yes answers the more severe the roaster
have you ever bought a short sleeved check shirt
have you ever passed lads cutting silage in a field and passed comment?
have you ever driven a tractor
have you ever spent an evening in the pub discussing livestock prices or the price of bails of hay
do you clasp your hands together and grin when someone brings upban agricultural topic
have you been known to use the terms “be god” or “to fuck” in most of your sentences
did you evervpass comment on an attractive woman by using an agricultural metaphor - " I’d say the back box was never touched on her, spotless!"[/QUOTE]
Bails?
[QUOTE=“Big Mick McCarthy, post: 1149070, member: 1137”]If you answer no to the following questions then you are not a roaster. The more yes answers the more severe the roaster
have you ever bought a short sleeved check shirt
have you ever passed lads cutting silage in a field and passed comment?
have you ever driven a tractor
have you ever spent an evening in the pub discussing livestock prices or the price of bails of hay
do you clasp your hands together and grin when someone brings upban agricultural topic
have you been known to use the terms “be god” or “to fuck” in most of your sentences
did you evervpass comment on an attractive woman by using an agricultural metaphor - " I’d say the back box was never touched on her, spotless!"[/QUOTE]
I’ve said yes to all of those yes yes yes
[QUOTE=“Big Mick McCarthy, post: 1149070, member: 1137”]If you answer no to the following questions then you are not a roaster. The more yes answers the more severe the roaster
have you ever bought a short sleeved check shirt
have you ever passed lads cutting silage in a field and passed comment?
have you ever driven a tractor
have you ever spent an evening in the pub discussing livestock prices or the price of bails of hay
do you clasp your hands together and grin when someone brings upban agricultural topic
have you been known to use the terms “be god” or “to fuck” in most of your sentences
did you evervpass comment on an attractive woman by using an agricultural metaphor - " I’d say the back box was never touched on her, spotless!"[/QUOTE]
Roasters seem to be just farmers according to that list. I’m fairly safe on most of those being a non-farming culchie.
I probably have bought a short sleeve check shirt at some point though not in a long time. Is a long sleeve check shirt acceptable? I own a few of them.
Surprised @Rocko hasn’t been back on to inform us that there’s no standard Tommy Hilfiger jeans. They just buy up generic jeans from loads of different suppliers and add the Tommy branding. Or something to that effect.