The Confessions Thread

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[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 455201”]
I have two Weetabix every morning and I am as regular as clockwork.

But it is not nice, and I don’t know how anyone could stomach more than two of them.

I often have a bowl of Corn Flakes with a little dash of sugar before I go to bed. Perfect nightime snack, easily digested.
[/quote]Ate about 5-6 slices of cheddar cheese one night with a glass of milk,the nightmares!

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First thing I thought of…

Homer: Mmm…sixty four slices of American cheese.
[Takes the stack to the table and sits down]
Sixty four…[eats it]
Sixty three…[eats it]
[Next morning]
Two…[eats it really slowly]
One…[eats it]
[Marge walks in]
Marge: [incredulous] Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: [slurred] I think I’m blind…

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[quote=“Gman, post: 455190”]
following on from Mac, I’ve never seen any of the Lord of the Rings, [/quote]

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I once ripped the ballcock out of the jacks in the hurlers and blamed someone else for it…

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As a child I used to play cricket against a prominent member of this forum who is colour blind. If he was ever the bowler (only one bowler allowed) I used to be pretty much guaranteed to score three figures if not four. Very poor bowler and had bit of a sympathy for him as was almost form of bullying for him to see me smash six after six. If I got out on purpose I used to regret if though so was stuck between a rock and a hard place. With hindsight I think I should have not been so mean. Perhaps his colour blindness contributed to his poor bowling

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ive never seen lotr films either… nor have i seen any of the bourne films(i do have these on dvd but never watched )

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jerked off into cunt of a housemates shampoo (half full at the time) bottle, she was a bitch, ill prob still burn in hell

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You sound similar to a verbose Dublin taxi driver who proudly told me a couple of weeks ago that he’d only been to the cinema three times in his life. Jaws in 1974, American Werewolf in London in 1978 and Titanic in the late 90s were the landmark movies he was tempted to the picture house to see. Also had never been in Croke Park in his life and only concert he was ever at was Robbie Williams in the Phoenix Park which he left early. Liked a few pints in the local though. Renaissance man.
(Years of the films he gave me are off I’d say surprisingly enough)

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I find myself shouting for arsenal tonight, I feel dirty all over

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[quote=“cluaindiuic, post: 455203”]
First thing I thought of…

Homer: Mmm…sixty four slices of American cheese.
[Takes the stack to the table and sits down]
Sixty four…[eats it]
Sixty three…[eats it]
[Next morning]
Two…[eats it really slowly]
One…[eats it]
[Marge walks in]
Marge: [incredulous] Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: [slurred] I think I’m blind…


[/quote] :lol: :clap: It was something along those lines alright!

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Ditto.

I confess to once jacking off into a friend’s jar of Hellmann’s mayonnaise. :stuck_out_tongue:
I confess that missing an episode of Home and Away will send me into a quiet, simmering rage.

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I hate jam

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:clap: :clap:

same here.

also in college a being on a session i used always eat at least half a block of cheese. it didnt matter who’s house it was id search it out. I remember i got a text of one of the girls one day asking was i in her house last night as she found the cheese in the fridge with teeth marks! :blink:

thankfully ive grown out of this

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I don’t get this cheese obsession. Cheese is a decent topping but on its own it is fucking disgusting.

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Either do I WTB. I used always get a craving for it after a feed of pints. didnt help that Im allergic to dairy so would wake up clogged as fuck the next morning. would give the next day blowing out my own body weight in mucas

36

I made a pussy puke it guts up there one time and have been living off the shame of it ever since

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  • At the Waterford v Wexford game in Nowlan Park around 5 years ago, I shouted for Wexford
  • I’ve have a picture of the twins on my desk, one in a KK jersey and the other in a Cork jersey
  • I don’t like jam either, why put fruit on bread
  • At the Tipp v Clare games in PuíC during the early '00’s and at the Tipp v Cork game in the same venue a couple of years ago I was on the Tipp end and didn’t mind seeing them win
  • While breaking up with a girl in college I told her that she was sound and all but I just wasn’t physically attracted to her anymore
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I got so drunk one night I pissed on the head of the lad I was sharing a room with thinking I was in the bathroom.

I rode a girl from Tipperary once.

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I was at that game and did the same. It was 2003 as far as I remember.
I have shouted for Wexford on many occasions.
2008 quarter final vs Waterford again which they really should have won.
2007 quarter vs Tipp.

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I dumped a girl the night of her debs after she had brought me to it.