Agree rating.
Willy Wonka definitely has a dark side.
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Parky looks like/is a heroin addict in that video.
Yer man with the beard looks like some hipster cunt.
I ran past someone earlier this week who had a Joe.ie umbrella up that had Joe(.ie) Brolly written on it. I chuckled as I thought it was quite smart. At the next set of traffic lights I kicked a pole to punish myself for laughing at something that McGarry cunt is associated with.
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I decided my little ones hair needed a trim when I’d washed it. I cut a little more off than I planned. Her sobs, deep and heartfelt, were nearly as horrific as the reaction of my good lady.
Noone is speaking to me now at all.
I Need to get a dog.
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You fucking mug. When will you ever learn that hairdressing isn’t your forte?
That’s a fair point now that you mention it. I’d forgotten the previous attempt, or suppressed it.
And another thing, were you driving the mid life crisis car the day every second motorist was giving you the finger?
Nope. The wife’s volvo. A completely bland and inoffensive vehicle.
I went into Basil Pizza & Coffee on Ringsend Road on Tuesday evening and ordered an americano. I handed over €5 along with my loyalty card for stamping.The staff member gave me €2.50 change and I said thank you, threw it in my pocket and promptly turned around and walked out of the premises.
I was walking down the road when I heard someone shouting “hey” so I turned around to see the Basil lady standing at the cafe entrance. “You didn’t take take back your card or wait for your coffee”, she said.
So I gingerly walked back and embarrassingly loitered at the counter while she made my coffee. @caoimhaoin, does this tie into your concerns about me? Please note I’d walked past FotF Niamh Horan on South Lotts Road 20 seconds before heading into Basil.
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Never change 
I don’t think its much of an indication of anything otger than you were obviously distracted. This may or may not be linked to what i believe are life changing decisions you may have going on in your head.
However what you did is done by men every day
Do you have life insurance and critical illness cover? Sounds like something serious enough. Apathy, forgetfulness, lack of motivation, restlessness, tetchiness.
It’s not every day you’d see a FOTF @bandage. Perfectly understandable. I bought a coffee and a brand new fresh muffin for the train last week, put a sugar in the coffee at the counter, and left my bun there, which I only realised as I mournfully (and peckishly) pulled out of Euston. I was upset at the thought of the lovely thing sitting all warm in a bag beside the sugar packets.
That is a lovely tale, and beautifully scripted @bandage.
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Would you often buy muffins that weren’t brand new?
Never been to Euston then?
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i wouldn’t over analyse this kid but simply put you are riddled with self doubt and you are a weak person and a poor thinker who is struggling with a life changing dilemma. a sports physiologist/movement specialist friend of mine has confirmed this for me. you are maneuvering in the same social circles as Niamh Horan who is the ultimate over achiever while you clearly, are the ultimate loser, and thats not helping either.
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What do you be at, at all? You seem very impulsive mate. It’s a wonder your missus hasn’t killed you at this stage
It’s fucking awful. Honestly she was so deeply upset she was sobbing with snot coming out of her mouth and nose. I never considered that at the age of just gone 8 she would be emotionally invested in it. I don’t understand the way women think. Herself and wifey were having a heart to heart about it this morning with daughter upset that wifey’s hair is longer. I pointed out that wifey’s reaches her boobs only, whilst hers is halfway down to her belly, and was quickly frozen out by both. She only cheered up when I said she could cut mine next time (fortunately it’s just been sheared so I’m hoping she forgets)
I.feel a bit sick about the whole thing. It was down nearly to the crack of her ass. I only took three or four or maybe five inches off so it’s halfway down her back. I can take the hostility, the deep upset is far more unsettling.
Why would you even attempt it?