The Confessions Thread

Well, it’s the last time I’ll be doing so.
I’m a bit sickened by the whole experience tbh.

Little madame may forget about giving you a haircut but I’ll bet that wife wint

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What’s the coffee like in Basil, mate?

Buy her something nice today pal. I know It’s bribery but fuck it.

How would a nice hat go down?

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I only found this out lately but apparently women’s hair they’ve to cut it at some sort of angle. I thought you’d just start choping away at the bottom but if you do the ends will curl up into awful swiggly looking shit fairly quickly. Did you cut it at a funny angle mate or straight across?

They will be throwing that back at you in thirty years

Knowing flatty it was probably a buzz cut

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control.

Relatively straight across. I didn’t have a spirit level to hand.

One piece of advice mate…

Before you go to start something, just don’t.

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Horse bolted.

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Ah here Flatty, she’s 8 and had hair reaching down to her ass and you think she wasn’t attached to it? She’s obviously attached to it, it’s part of her identity. That’s even more clueless than your attempt to cut it.

Your dad cut your hair when you were a little girl too, didn’t he?

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Well she’s not attached to it any more
I only cut s few inches off, not a pat hickey job.

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Transtasic work there

Flatty doing some hairstyling on the daughter

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Flatty. You need to change your user name to Disaster Des

I attended the Thursday and Friday of Kilkenomics this year and enjoyed it very much again. I would have stayed for the weekend but I committed to attending Gentleman’s Tea with a group of pals on Saturday in The Morrison. I highly recommend Kilkenomics to my online bessiers.

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I got a present of the Unforgettable Fire by U2 in the Kris Kindle down in the Yacht Club. It’s the first U2 album to cross the threshold of this house. I’ve played it a number of times and I have enjoyed it very much.