For those of you who find yourselves backed upā¦
linseed lads. soak in water over night and horse it into you first thing in the morning.
Iām struggling here ladsā¦ Protein, bcaas, beta alanine and creatine mix has me straining
[QUOTE=āChocolateMice, post: 1097193, member: 168ā]Iām struggling here ladsā¦ Protein, bcaas, beta alanine and creatine mix has me straining[/QUOTE]a good swing of cod liver oil or olive oil will get tiuiings moving for you very fast
Chocolate will sort you out
The deposit was made in the end, kid.
backed up here something awful lads, just had to go down to Tesco there, a few pints Saturday might has me rightly fucked, never again, its after fucking my sense of serenity and karma right up
havenāt managed a shite since 11am yesterday
Your last few shits seem to have been epic. Maybe you have nothing left to give?
20 mls of milk of magnesia, still no movement
Youāll have a mega shite first thing tomorrow pal. Be patientā¦
Hallelujah!!! we have movement! I am so happy its unbelievable. How the hell do people like mac live feeling like this every day?
I had two grand shites yesterday, Iām off for my first of today now in a minute, I can feel itās ready to go. Everything moving grand. Imagine being like @tassoti sitting on the jacks for hours, face red, dripping sweat trying to squeeze out a few dobbers. The piles must be unbelievable after all that. Iād say the risk of infection is massive.
[QUOTE=āglasagusban, post: 1100920, member: 1533ā]I had two grand shites yesterday, Iām off for my first of today now in a minute, I can feel itās ready to go. Everything moving grand. Imagine being like @tassoti sitting on the jacks for hours, face red, dripping sweat trying to squeeze out a few dobbers. The piles must be unbelievable after all that. Iād say the risk of infection is massive.[/QUOTE]that was funny the first time kinvarraās passion wrote it about mac you clown, try coming up with something original
Constipation really makes you touchy you know that.
Just the one shite for me so far today. I just had a cup of tea and a picnic bar though so if this prompts any movements Iāll be sure to update you all.
[QUOTE=āglasagusban, post: 1101045, member: 1533ā]Constipation really makes you touchy you know that.[/QUOTE]stick to the chicken balls and curry sauce you shameless roaster
Wouldnāt touch em mate. I think your current difficulties may be your intestinal lining finally purging itself of MSG built up from all the takeaways last year. You should notice a massive difference once you finally get it pushed out. Good luck with it.
a shite a day keeps the doctor away
two shites today, the second one just there, glorious. finally unblocked after those few pints at the weekend, incredible feeling, my chakra is back on track and my karma is great, fucking hell lads, when I am backed up, I feeling like topping myself