I thought Iraq was bad but they’ve just elected someone with the name Annunzia Rees-Mogg.
She’d hand it back to you soft. Its reported as Annunziata in some papers. I presume its some ingerlish bastardisation of a name, like the ingerlish scrotes do when they think it’s the height of sophistication to take a normal name beginning with the letter C, and change it to K.
Something like “Konnor” (best said through the back of the nose in a manc accent)
Kunts, the lot of them.
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Annunziata is the correct spelling alright. Very catholic family, the Reece Moggs. Fine catholic Italian name. Probably has sisters called Assumpta and Portiuncula…
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Jacob is a great Catholic, like Jim Bolger, very devout
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When Cameron wanted her to be a Tory candidate in 2010, he proposed shortening it to “Nancy”.
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Moggy’s irish-American Catholic backstory seems to have been missed by the xenophobic wings of the brexiteers
The Brits have had a complete mental breakdown voting for the Brexit party. Now after the mental breakdown comes the part where they lose their job, their home, their wife.
Hard remain parties have out polled them when totalled. The country is savage divided
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Going to be a great night. Vince Cable is coming down to Ganleys to give a victory speech. Morden is hopping @KinvarasPassion
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Vince Cable is 85 years old. Imagine that. He is totally committed to stopping Brexit at at time in life when he should be retiring
You’re likely to be asked for a comment. I’d suggest you laud the bould Vince and round it off with an unmerciful “H’on the Banner and fuck Tipp”.
Mentally they’ve driven to Dundee and gone on a Toblerone binge
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Stella Artois sales gone through the roof
That’s just stockpiling for no deal
Bloody Hell, if you thought brexit was embarrassing they just handed the reins of power to a guy who hides in fridges
Massive SNP vote. The game is up for Britannia
Welcome Scotland to our family of nations
With the worst UK government in history about to take office, the entirety of Scotland will become the new Liverpool of the UK
I sense a Celtic federation in the offing
We will welcome Merseyside, Brighton, and parts of London into it
The Welsh can fuck off though
The Celtic south west will want in. We can win the hearts and minds of Bristol and Cheltenham too with a bit of luck
I stayed in Cheltenham once and found the town snooty enough apart from a lovely lass from Bristol I got talking to in a pub
Bristol can join us but Cheltenham can shag off
Indiana Jones?
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