The Daddy Thread

[myboyblue]

Tis gas all the cunts who have to drive little jonny and sheila all the way to the front door of the school. Lazy parents beget lazy little shits. Park a bit away and give them a bit of exercise.

[Bandage]

@TreatyStones

We most certainly don’t. Unless we wanted the economy to grind to a halt.

Mike’s obduracy is surely something to behold.

Why help a colleague out with a task that will take 15 minutes when you can spend two days exchanging messages about why you’re unable to assist on this occasion?

[TreatyStones]

@Bandage

obduracy

Wow. What a word

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Bandage

@TreatyStones

We most certainly don’t. Unless we wanted the economy to grind to a halt.

Mike’s obduracy is surely something to behold.

Why help a colleague out with a task that will take 15 minutes when you can spend two days exchanging messages about why you’re unable to assist on this occasion?

i forgive all his footixness because of this - so much respect for him

[mikehunt]

I don’t understand it. Where are they all rushing to?

[Julio_Geordio]

@Julio_Geordio

Signing in

Five years ago. Big party this weekend

A beautiful, kind, stubborn mule of a girl. Same as her mother. God help me when she’s 15.

[glenshane]

Alright. Ye get a like. But fuck away off with this three and an eighth years ago shite

[glenshane]

@mikehunt

Was dropping off Rascal this morning. There are 4 lanes in the yard. I was on the 2nd from inside and always make sure there’s nothing coming from behind as there are a few that don’t give a shit. Anyway, coast was clear and he opened the front passenger door and was getting out when this car came on the inside. He swerved on to the path to avoid rascal and car door.

This is a school yard. I was behind him on the way out and I was still processing what he had done. We came to traffic lights and he resisted the urge to run them down so I took the opportunity to get out and knock on his window and explained to him that he’d need to cop on in a school yard. He said he was sorry but he hadn’t seen him. Told him he must have seen something as he drove up on the path. Got my piece said before the lights turned green. He was roaring at me as I walked back. Rang the school about the cunt

He may have bate the head off his ma during covid, but @mikehunt is the best of us.

[Biff_Egan]

This lad is some operator. Flying around the house with abandon blaring out German techno

[Loko_Cove]

Mammy is gone to town for the afternoon to a show for the first time. She’s an absolute ball of stress. Must have told me a hundred things before she left, of which I’ve remembered about ten things.
Have him settled and flat out asleep. Let’s hope I get Limerick and KK in.

[Corksfinedtboy]

I’ve become a great grandfather today,
Another OTW,
Great feeling,
kids were great,
grand kids a bit more special
Great grandchild -
Different planet

[Spidey]

Are you on the way with a lump of rebel soil you mad spoon?
Congrats a chara

[Corksfinedtboy]

No ,too far ( thank God)
But I’ve a great grandson OTW aswell, might have to do something alright

[glenshane]

Good man you yourself. You should be given your own townland, or county maybe

[Watchyourtoes]

Good man, ive no doubt you will make the Great Great bracket too.

[Corksfinedtboy]

Never know,
Mardyke arena has me meter ticking over

[Corksfinedtboy]

GRMMA

[Corksfinedtboy]

[Julio_Geordio]

Congrats kid. Not many Great Grandads Bouncing for Paddy’s Day I’d say. Some man

[The_Most_Infamous]

Congrats pal