My young fella is 5 and he has a pal out of his class living 50 yards away. They have been welded to each other since the start of the lockdown and Iād say have played together for hours 9 days out of 10 for the last 12 months
Neighbour is heading off to England with his family for 6 weeks today and he just called up to have one more go at round baling the playroom and milking the cows.
There is going to be tears here later when the reality hits
Youāll earn your Superdad star by the August weekend. Fire up a planning schedule of how youāre going to fill in the lads dayā¦ā¦.
Ask mamā¦
Tell your motherā¦
Love, can you help junior?
Love,did you see juniors tractor?
Junior do you want to have a puck around?
Aaarrgh!!!. Got a new set of blades for the razor during the week. Three of the fucking things gone already. Women using them to shave the legs. I just had a right barney with all three and all I got was the "whateveeeer " look off em all.
Boldking is your saviour here. I havenāt bought razors in a shop in 5 years Iād say. Iām nearly swimming in them
Yeah most of the tears will be mine Iād say, lot of hours to be filled. He is gone cracked on the hurking so a summer of skills challenges that I can observe from the office ahead Iād say
Good advice mike. Theyāre so shite your wimmin will have to buy their own razors
Agreed. Found them rubbish. Maybe suitable for lads with super soft facial hair maybe from years of moisturising
Thanks for that. Iām a very easy going type of lad. Theres only teo things that Iāve asked the three of them not to mess with. The first is the settings on the main telly. The second is āDONT TOUCH MY FUCKING RAZORSā The first commandment is pretty well adhered to. The second is a fucking disaster. They dont even bother putting the razor back now hoping I wont notice. Just fuck it in the shower.
Pity. A bit less of a whiff of multinational conglomerateness off them but what can you do.
Buy the girls a pink razor each. Hide your own razor. Tell the girls to cut down on their intake of red meat.
Little unnoticeable drop of chilli oil or deep heat on it after youāve finished next day.
I was thinking of something like that but knowing my luck theyād probably wouldnāt have used it and Iād have forgotten about it the next time I go to shave.
Snookerball in sock and go ham on em so
Youād better hope itās just the legs mike
Stop art. Its the Sabbath
Your young fella will probably be upset too.
Postscript: Always read ahead to make sure the shitty quip hasnāt been made already. 
Had to let out a roar at them passing Bunratty earlier. TayTay Swift roaring away on the radio and all 3 singing away at the top of thier voices and their mother snoozing away beside me.
The tension was simmering in my head since we got on the motorway in Crusheen and I just couldnt take it anymore.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Iāve been using Boldking for three years now. I donāt have a strong beard though, probably why they suit me.
Nothing worse. Waking up every 30 or 40 mins to pass some commentary on the driving or give directions