Good luck with everything this week Mike. Pretty sure Gay Byrne had a daughter called Corona by the way so youād be in good company if you went that way with it.
Was one in Mullingar last night openš”
Thereāll be a lot of clandestine drinking done. Lads are going to be strung out.
Ours goes out by direct debit
She was Krona with a K and runs a creche in Ballina Co. Tipp beside the hurling field
My brother got a letter from the creche his two kids go to in Malahide saying theyād still be charging the full 1800 a month
Needless to say he wonāt be paying.
Does it irk you that a sibling of yours ended up in in the swamp?
Someday, heāll be allowed back West. That will do him for now.
Iām fit to kill the 3 year old.
Itās the people with small children who are really suffering. I have no idea how we are going to cope.
How does any marriage survive this.
Itās bad alright but imagine the worry of having teenagers + trying to keep them at home. Fucking nightmare either way I suppose.
Thatās some wedge even at the best of times.
Malahide premium mate
Weād a game of scissors paper stone earlier to see whoād change the young ladās shitty nappy.
Thereās a game of child tennis in progress now. Weāre in different rooms and Iām sending him into her (ārun in and tell Mammy what colour your socks areā etc etc) and sheās returning him to me equally as quickly.
#TopBantz
Wait till the second arrives.
Mrs Goode mentioned earlier that thereāll be loads of Corona babiesā¦Corona divorces more like.
Sheās fucking cleaning everything, not Corona related, thereās shit everywhere. Iāve the kids all day driving me mad.
Iām working from home for the foreseeable. Iāll lock myself away in the office upstairs, Iāll be starting early tomorrow, might work through lunch, and probably work late tooā¦
5 month old teething and refusing to sleep during the day, toddler waking him and climbing the walls with off time he does, teenager sulking during to cabin fever, wife panicing if weāve enough food to see out the summer, me trying to work remotely.
Kill me now.
Mrs Goode mentioned earlier that thereāll be loads of Corona babiesā¦
An important aside in this case is for āsportyā fatherās to delay the sowing of the seed until next month thus ensuring a January sprog.
Leaves sprog fine and hardy when the U-12 county final comes along in 2033.
Who knows, he may emulate your man and score all the points even if it is/was Division 3.
Positive stories onlyā¦
The eldest is making scrambled eggs and toast and can feed the other 2.
The middle lady can do the hurling roll lift
The youngest is driving everyone demented alright