The Daddy Thread

Good luck with everything this week Mike. Pretty sure Gay Byrne had a daughter called Corona by the way so youā€™d be in good company if you went that way with it.

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Was one in Mullingar last night openšŸ˜”

Thereā€™ll be a lot of clandestine drinking done. Lads are going to be strung out.

Ours goes out by direct debit

She was Krona with a K and runs a creche in Ballina Co. Tipp beside the hurling field

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My brother got a letter from the creche his two kids go to in Malahide saying theyā€™d still be charging the full 1800 a month :clap:

Needless to say he wonā€™t be paying.

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Does it irk you that a sibling of yours ended up in in the swamp?

Someday, heā€™ll be allowed back West. That will do him for now.

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Iā€™m fit to kill the 3 year old.

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Itā€™s the people with small children who are really suffering. I have no idea how we are going to cope.

How does any marriage survive this.

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Itā€™s bad alright but imagine the worry of having teenagers + trying to keep them at home. Fucking nightmare either way I suppose.

Thatā€™s some wedge even at the best of times.

:fearful:

Malahide premium mate

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Weā€™d a game of scissors paper stone earlier to see whoā€™d change the young ladā€™s shitty nappy.

Thereā€™s a game of child tennis in progress now. Weā€™re in different rooms and Iā€™m sending him into her (ā€œrun in and tell Mammy what colour your socks areā€ etc etc) and sheā€™s returning him to me equally as quickly.

#TopBantz

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Wait till the second arrives.

Mrs Goode mentioned earlier that thereā€™ll be loads of Corona babiesā€¦Corona divorces more like.

Sheā€™s fucking cleaning everything, not Corona related, thereā€™s shit everywhere. Iā€™ve the kids all day driving me mad.

Iā€™m working from home for the foreseeable. Iā€™ll lock myself away in the office upstairs, Iā€™ll be starting early tomorrow, might work through lunch, and probably work late tooā€¦

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5 month old teething and refusing to sleep during the day, toddler waking him and climbing the walls with off time he does, teenager sulking during to cabin fever, wife panicing if weā€™ve enough food to see out the summer, me trying to work remotely.

Kill me now.

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An important aside in this case is for ā€œsportyā€ fatherā€™s to delay the sowing of the seed until next month thus ensuring a January sprog.
Leaves sprog fine and hardy when the U-12 county final comes along in 2033.
Who knows, he may emulate your man and score all the points even if it is/was Division 3.

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Positive stories onlyā€¦

The eldest is making scrambled eggs and toast and can feed the other 2. :clap:

The middle lady can do the hurling roll lift

The youngest is driving everyone demented alright :laughing:

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