The Daddy Thread

You should be delighted

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First Communion today. The last of the crew.

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Make your mind up

What’s the going rate for the zlotys in the envelope? Got hit myself a few times over the last few weeks with mates kids.

The Mrs is at work today so I’ve to bring the little wan to a 4th birthday party for her classmate. His dad runs a really good Mexican food truck so I’m hoping he will be looking after the catering.

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It’s great your daughter loves Mexican food

She’d ate most things mate in fairness to her. Only have her on the mild Indian dishes though these days.

Didn’t think you had one that young.

Back in the good old days my mam left my brother (14) to mind me (9) while her and my sister fucked off to Spain for a week. Was during the 1992 Olympics.

Repeated the trick two years later, but for two weeks that time.
Was during 1994 World Cup.

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Did she go go Barcelona in 92 and NY/Florida in 94?

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No, Mallorca and Cyprus I think.

I was delighted with my Apoel Nicosia jersey.

Back in school, my auld wan was away for a day and the auld lad had to get our dinner. I thought there was something wrong with the burgers he made, which was confirmed when he proudly told us that he microwaved them. One for the Ravenous thread.

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He’s a stallion

Few hundred

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Get it at nine/ten here

I’m sure of it

:see_no_evil::see_no_evil::see_no_evil:

My auld lad used to start work a lot at 6pm, which meant he had to cook our dinner a lot.

It was usually a variation on lamb chops, pork chops, chicken Kiev or Donegal catch, with floury spuds (I still hate floury spuds because of him), beans or carrots (usually uncooked).

One day he collected us from school (about 5km away), left the chops on the grill and came home to a small fire in the kitchen.

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He’s ready for the knackers yard. (can I say that)?

20 appears to be the going rate barring relations

Confirmation yesterday, big bash at the house yesterday/last night, about 40 kids and 25 adults, bedlam, place is wrecked

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