The Daddy Thread

[StoneCold]

Avoid the “Tooty Ta” song at all costs mate; it’s the new Baby Shark

[carryharry]

[gilgamboa]

@Bandage

We switched over to Blippi then & enjoyed the main man having fun in an indoor play centre. All in all, it served as a little reminder to set parental controls on the TV & other devices, & to maybe not leave 4 and 2 year-olds unsupervised.

Blippi is one creepy motherfucker. He is making a fortune though… 20 grand a day off YouTube or something mental like that

[estebandaface]

Stevin John before he was Blippi used to be Steezy Grossman, he had a video shitting on a fella as comedy (think Dirty Sanchez but worse) this cunt would do anything for money

Don’t let your kids watch it

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Kids would be much better off watching Big Mouth, co-created by and starring Nick Kroll, the son of a billionaire. AFAIK, there are no videos of Kroll defecating online

[estebandaface]

I don’t know what you’re trying to say there.

[gilgamboa]

That’s mad is it commonly known

[estebandaface]

he’s paying an awful lot of money to keep it quiet but yeah it broke a few years ago, he also raked in big coin from a live tour then sent out a few blippi impersonators to the live shows. A pure cunt

[Arthur]

Sure the blippi in the new videos is a different blippi entirely. Pippa in home and away job

[TreatyStones]

B - L - I - P P - I

[flattythehurdler]

@Bandage

We switched over to Blippi then & enjoyed the main man having fun in an indoor play centre. All in all, it served as a little reminder to set parental controls on the TV & other devices, & to maybe not leave 4 and 2 year-olds unsupervised.

I can vividly remember leaving one Saturday morning to go swimming at 0730 and bucko aged about 6 was up watching telly. There was a lad on a horse.
“What are you watching?” I asked
“Game of trones” (sic)
I left happy in the knowledge that it was the new hbo family production and would be a well watered down version of the books.

[StoneCold]

Just dealt with an extremely large poo explosion. Dads really are heroes

[myboyblue]

Up the back? Vest and onesie straight into the bin?

[estebandaface]

You’re a sick puppy

[StoneCold]

Down the leg which is worse and a bit of reaching for it then by the little girl in question. Tights, pants and vest gone into the bin and baby in the bath now

[myboyblue]

You’re a hero mate.

I tossed many a vest/onesie which suffered the up the back treatment when sitting in the high chair. There was a period there where my eldest waited til he was in the chair to do it the little bastard.

[artfoley]

@myboyblue

Up the back?

ah the atomic shits thank god those days are now behind me and she just verbalises her hatred for everything rather than the old dirty protests

[croppy_boy]

Youngest has tonsillitis, can see the white spots on the back of his throat.

Called GP and were told that there’s no free appointments. Asked if they could prescribe an antibiotic and was told ‘yes’ but not until 5pm as the Doctor won’t do them until then.

Supposed to just let him cough his guts up until then apparently.

Madness.

[ironmoth]

Have you digital GP services through your health insurance provider? Get a photo of the kid’s throat and upload it when you’re scheduling the appointment.

[croppy_boy]

@ironmoth

Have you digital GP services through your health insurance provider? Get a photo of the kid’s throat and upload it when you’re scheduling the appointment.

Earliest appointment we could get was for 3pm on that and hadxa battle getting a pic. Nurse from GP clinic hoping to have a prescription ready for us around 2pm now.

Some rigmarole.