The Daddy Thread

[Faldo]

Defo affects their speech a little…our first didn’t use one and the second did… definitely a bit of a difference

[glenshane]

Send her to boarding school before the boss gets home

[anon78624367]

My one had the doody and she’d talk the hind legs off a donkey

[Dubhub]

@anon61878697

…t her in the car, sang every lullaby I know and tickled every little piggy but no joy. …Have been using teetha - but Is calpol wasted for teething? i’m reluctant to give medications unless really needed but my patience is beginning to wane. Fair play to the women that live with this all day every day…

Teeth a is best you can get mate it’s made with organic herbs you can get that and also bonjela. The teeth is a powder and can be applied straight to the gum going through similar time myself.

[anon78624367]

Are you getting your adult set now?

[Dubhub]

Yes just waiting on the impression to come back

[anon78624367]

Bad

[anon78624367]

I’d the wisdom teeth come down and infect the gums a few years back. I was a miserable cunt for a week, with no consoling.

Must be awful for them and they cant talk

[Corksfinedtboy]

@caulifloweredneanderthal

…t you can get teething rings you can stick in fridge. That teetha stuff I find is fine for instant relief.The occasional shot of calpol at bedtime does no fucking harm at all.The spurt/leap - you just gotta roll with it. The women have some app which tells them when all this shit should be happening .

That’s what I meant, teething rings,been so bloody long couldn’t remember what you called them

[gilgamboa]

@anon78624367

give her an auld doody and leave her away if she doesn’t want to be annoyed

Nailed it

[briantinnion]

An incredibly sad story. Some people endure tremendous suffering in their lives.

Pallitive nursing care for daisy organized by Lynn Mc Donald

[anon61878697]

@anon78624367

I don’t know what some parents have against them. They’ll give them up in their own time when they start playschool and there’s no doodies.

She won’t take it kid… She’ll gnaw away on my finger tho the witch… I think it’s more leap than anything, she’s contrary as fuck…anyway, tis grand, I just needed a little vent…the mrs has been working all day so I’m getting the brunt of it…who’d blame the poor thing says ya, having to look at me all day.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

@anon61878697

she’s contrary as fuck

She didn’t lick it off the ground

[anon61878697]

Don’t be shining a light on my offline personality… I’ve a rep here as a happy go lucky enlightened guru that I’d hate to have tarnished.

[Faldo]

@anon78624367

My one had the doody and she’d talk the hind legs off a donkey

So would mine but it wasn’t as clear as the first girl !

[carryharry]

Calpol in proper dosage is fine, she’s in pain & that’s why she’s cranky. It’s pain relief she needs.

[corner_back]

@carryharry

We’re booked in for the little ladies tonsils to be removed. Just hope the pain will be worth it but she’s being getting trouble with them too often.

Late to this. My lad (5) had his tonsils and adenoids removed last summer. After a painful few days, it was the best thing ever happened him. Sleeps better, eats better leading to growth spurt as predicted by surgeon.

[corner_back]

@Dubhub

Teeth a is best you can get mate it’s made with organic herbs you can get that and also bonjela. The teeth is a powder and can be applied straight to the gum going through similar time myself.

Organic herbs me hole. It’s homeopathic, i.e. there’s technically no active ingredient in it. I think it is just the granular texture that works.

[Mac]

Get your hands on some calgel @anon61878697 and the job will be Oxo

[carryharry]

Cheers lad, how long did his recovery take?

I’m hearing conflicting reports, a few say they’ll be themselves again after a few days whilst one couple said they took 2 weeks off work to mind their child after the procedure.