She didnāt lick it off the ground pal 
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Inner corkness
WhatsApp from herself today
āDiscovered the reason for the mice - heard little unsteady footsteps at 4am and discovered back door wide open at 8am 
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Hoppy.
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It goes through generations
Nice movie for the childers
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Just in the door from seeing my young lad get his first run at senior. Learned during the week he was getting a run and was named on bench. Hour before is told is starting midfield against Holycross of Tipp.
More than held his own and learned theres levels to this shit. Back to minors next weekend with a bit more added to his arsenal.
Proud day in the household.
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Always a big moment. Itāll take the lustre off the Mothers Day celebrations however.
Play this cool and you could be in for the 
later. (@caulifloweredneanderthal)
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An outstanding achievement. Tell him @glenshane said congrats
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Youngest is finished her masters in Radiography in July, hospitals have started interviews for positions for graduates, she did an interview for Galway last week, her first choice, got an email back today that sheās number 1 on the panel, sheās delighted, and will join her brother in the public service. Will be finally free from the college expense after 11 years 
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Sincere congratulations. You did a fine job.
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My youngest has become obsessed with Bayern Munich in recent months since randomly getting their jersey as a Christmas present from my sister. Heās got into learning about the club & all the players, & Iāve been showing him You Tube match highlights weekly.
He also stayed up to watch the Real Madrid & PSG Champions League ties with me, which probably wasnāt great parenting on a school night for a 5-year old. Heās even started to DO HIS OWN RESEARCH on the club, typing āFC Bayern Munichā into You Tube & just letting various clips segue into the next one.
Anyway, it was my life partnerās Mamās anniversary lately so she popped into the church across the road from the school after collecting him the other day to light a candle for her. He was telling me about it when they got arrived home & I asked him who he prayed forā¦
ā¦He replied āGranny in heaven & Franz Beckenbauer.ā
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Theyāre probably a lovely couple in heaven
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A lovely wee tale, youāre clearly a great dad, theyāre lucky to have you.
I also formed the impression that your nerves are in tatters in advance of tomorrowās activities. If I were you Iād abandon those sissy/girly Baileys coffees and tear into a bottle of whiskey for an hour.
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My young fella is the same age and he is obsessed with Ronaldo.
Heās never seen Ronaldo kick a ball but he does be watching shite on YouTube about Ronaldo being the goat.
Iāve told him messi was better and that Ronaldo wasnāt even the best Ronaldo. He just keeps telling me that Ronaldo is the GOAT.
I asked him what the GOAT is and he has no idea.
I should probably take the tablet off him. But apart from the Ronaldo propaganda all he watches are stupid YouTubers playing soccer so it seems harmless enough.
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Tell him theyāre playing man u in the champions league final. Sit him down on Saturday night. Prime him with doritos. Play him the video of the relevant final. Buy him celtic pjs.
Job is oxo
Middle kid broke his hurl for the first time. Scored a goal also. Couldnāt be prouder
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The questions have just started for me, fucking hell I must of had 100 answered by 8am this morning.
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Try 45
Just back from a palās 80th, his two teenage kids in attendance, along with a smattering from a previous marriage. He invited us all back for his 90th, then his missus mentioned that sheād be 60 in a few years. Donāt know what to make of the whole shebang.
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The fact that heās still talking to his missus?