Mine loves singing âyoshimi battles the pink robotsâ to her baby cousin Seamus. It cracks me up.
Tantrums are good. All part of them becoming their own person 
Its dealing with them in public when it gets really fun 
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Rascal was misbehaving on Thursday last as Mrs Hunt was about to head off to do the weekly shop. She told him to pipe down. He told her she was going to get sick.When she asked how she would get sick he told her sheâd get the virus in the shop. This signalled the ignition of the to be avoided nordie temper but fortunately for all he didnât commit to the follow up question of whether he wanted her to get sick.
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Fair play to the lad. Heâs only toying with her at this point.
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Daughter had two teeth come out. Asked her to do a job and if she did, Iâd pay her. âHow much?â âA fiverâ
After careful consideration ânah, itâs ok. Tooth fairy brought me five euro for one tooth last time so Iâll just get a tenner for these two and not do the jobâ.
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Slippery surface
My four year old just walked in to a door hurting his shoulder. I was laughing so hard at how he did it that I wasnât able to defend myself when he brained me with his light sabre.
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Sheâs teething like a mother fucker the last two days, the poor thing. The two top toothes⌠weâre driven demented⌠it just made me realize that due to lockdown weâve not had a break/night out/ night away from her for a few hours since she was born. What stage of the exit plan can you hand over your baby to someone else?
Think you can hand the baby over to some randomer in a McDonalds drive thru queue from June 8, but family arenât allowed mind her indoors until July 20.
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I could well jump through the window by then.
Try thisâŚif it works try it on the baby
Put some of the teething toys/soothers in the freezer. Great relief when given cold.
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Her wedding day is the 1st step of the journey though youâll still be near the top in the pecking order. When they have sprogs of their own initially youâre dropped for a few years until youâre trusted to be the chief minder.
Bullet points: Never. But itâs a two-way thing.
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A whopping reek of millennial entitlement off that post.
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Tough going mate.
Have you tried the amber teething beads. One of the neighbours kids is teething at the moment and the missus gave her some amber beads, she says it works
Shots fired.
Good enough for him. Dont do the crime if you canât do the time
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All this shall pass.
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Calpol is your friend right now, use him regularly.
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