Or a Shot of Neurofen.
Fennel tea is an option too.
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It’s a dirty night away without the child i’m after –
Hotels/B&B’s are still closed lad, got to live with those blue balls for another while
Can we camp out within 5km of home?
Drop her around to Mrs Sullivan for a few hours and get some peace to yourselves.
30 years of age, if lucky
Are you not in the mess you’re in now precisely because of a dirty night with the missus
We all partied.
You’ll be doing well to get a quick ruck in the sitting room when the little one is gone to bed
He could ask his new neighbour to babysit for him.
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He seems a decent sort. He might be able to read a few bedtime stories to the little princess
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The smallie would love that.
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I hear whiskey on the gums sorts teething too. Two birds, one stone here Tomas.
Calpol can make some kids go haywire.
Baby panadol or nurofen works a treat for us most of the time
He could try the Suppository ones. The one and only time shoving your finger up a hole would actually work.
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Nurofen causes long term damage to kidneys
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How insensitive do you have to be to be recommending Nurofen on a forum where the admin has one functioning kidney left?
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Yep. Really thoughtless