The Damien Duff Appreciation Thread

Looking back on it, no manager would have controlled Roy Keane for Ireland then. Total loose cannon at the time.

Brian Kerr had an amazing record in friendlies. Unlike any Ireland manager before or since. He drew 0-0 with Brazil, beat Croatia and a fine Czech Republic team. Think we may also have got a result in a friendly against Portugal during his tenure.

Totally agree. Big mistake from Kenny not to pick him.

The Irish like lads who run around the place like headless chickens

Again, i doubt you watched Ireland when McGeady was playing. Most epl fans dont watch Ireland.

We must have been ranked top 12 in the world at one stage?

We were schooled by Italy in a friendly in August 05 at Lansdowne though.

Given was MOTM the same night.

Huh? I was sticking up for McGeady there. He got unfairly criticised because Irish fans prefer lads who do nothing productive and run around the place like headless chickens

Ah right. Agreed.

Given kept us in games almost single handedly.
Adding the fact that Robbie Keane was always a goal threat meant we were always very competitive when both at their peak

Had Robbie Keane much pace?

ā€˜Weā€™re light years behind everywhere . . . itā€™s gone wrong somewhere along the lineā€™

DAMIEN DUFF AT HIS UNVEILING AS SHELBOURNE NEW FIRST TEAM HEAD COACH YESTERDAY. PHOTOGRAPH: EVAN TREACY/INPHO

The new Shelbourne boss is his direct self on why facilities must improve if the game is to thrive here

Gavin Cummiskey

Eons ago, Damien Duff mentioned in a 3,000 word feature that his Chelsea wages are handed over to the mother. That line followed him around, probably convincing his younger self to pull up the interview bridge, prompting Dion Fanning to write that ā€œthere was never a more enjoyable, decent, smart and funny interviewee who hated every moment of the interview than Damien Duff.ā€

Duff returned to a free-flowing discussionyesterday at an airport hotel as Shelbourne and the League of Ireland unveiled the first Irish international of true greatness as coach since Johnny Giles finished with Shamrock Rovers in 1983.

The symbolism is unquantifiable.

ā€œIā€™m no expert on the game,ā€ claimed Duff. ā€œI guess, who is? I probably get too emotional, too angry but thatā€™s probably developed over time.

ā€œI think I get it from me ma. I dunno, it just came on to me later in life. I think you all know me for a long time and I was always a calm, passive guy but maybe itā€™s the coaching thatā€™s done it to me. I probably need to calm down.ā€

That is unlikely and unwanted by everyone paying attention. Duffā€™s appointment as Shels manager on a two-year contract coincides with a dramatic shift in his media persona. Replacing the elusive samurai of Suwon we find an insightful 42-year-old keenly aware of the rocky road that lies ahead.

The ā€˜Save Tolka Parkā€™ campaign was the only topic that went unmentioned yesterday, but there is plenty of time for that and plenty more ā€œsoul searchingā€ in the months ahead.

Survival

Duff has yet to build a squad past two re-signed players, with no backroom staff besides the Shels infrastructure he has worked within for the past 18 months as academy coach, while his only guarantee to chairman Andrew Doyle and the board is that the newly promoted Drumcondra outfit will lose an ā€œawful lot of games next seasonā€.

Survival rather than qualification to the lucrative Europa Conference League is the primary aim.

But Duff is wide awake and has plenty to say about issues that really matter in the grand scheme of Irish sport. It swirls around his children and the magnetic pull of the local GAA club.

ā€œI pass Ballyboden because I was born and grew up there. Even the entrance ā€“ wow! ā€“ I donā€™t need to go inside.

ā€œThe Wicklow centre of excellence, Bray Emmets around the corner from me and Kilmacanogue, where I am, itā€™s incredible. The environment they built is beautiful and I love going to watch my kids. Especially the girlsā€™ Gaelic, watching them battering each other.

ā€œBut, honestly, it breaks my heart. Iā€™m sending pictures to Stephen Mulhern from the Shelbourne board every Sunday, saying ā€˜Look at this, look at this, itā€™s a jokeā€™.

ā€œBut whose fault is it? Why did the FAI and why did the League of Ireland . . . I donā€™t know so Iā€™m not criticising anyone but itā€™s night and day. What do you do? I absolutely donā€™t know.ā€

Describing Shels as a ā€œsleeping giant,ā€ Duff opens a Pandoraā€™s box about facilities in soccer when compared to the rival sporting behemoth.

ā€œIā€™m not hammering whatā€™s gone on here, but my kids have gone massive into GAA over the summer. Iā€™ve been to a lot of Gaelic training grounds and they wipe the floor with football.

ā€œIt startles me. I remember getting criticised for calling [the GAA] dinosaurs over the Liam Miller testimonial. That was just to prod them. Iā€™d never take it back because I think it went a long way to getting the game moved to PĆ”irc UĆ­ Chaoimh. I knew what I was doing, to get a reaction.

Unbelievable

ā€œBut what a job theyā€™ve done. Itā€™s ridiculous what Gaelic have and then I look at the football. Everybody raves about Roadstone [Shamrock Roversā€™ training facility] but compared to any Gaelic place itā€™s bottom of the pile.

ā€œThatā€™s what we have to give the kids. I donā€™t know whoā€™s to pay for it because Iā€™m not educated enough on it but the Gaelic is unbelievable.

ā€œItā€™s a discussion for another day,ā€ added Duff before making it a current news story. ā€œThis is how much I care about Irish football. Forget about Shelbourne and me, this is the most important thing that Iā€™ve said today.

ā€œForget about Shelbourne and the 24 players at the academy, Iā€™m thinking about the whole country. The League of Ireland facilities across the board, Premier and First Division, are horrific when you compare them to Gaelic.

ā€œWho is responsible and where has it gone wrong? Thatā€™s the future of Irish football and itā€™s poor, so poor.

ā€œI know what itā€™s like, sometimes fighting for a quarter of a pitch to train. You canā€™t put on a meeting for the kids because thereā€™s no meeting room. Thereā€™s nothing there.ā€

Tongue in cheek, it is suggested that he might have to curb such enthusiasm.

ā€œShelbourne have plans for the AUL [in Clonshaugh] but, listen, Iā€™ve told the gang here that I was at the AUL for Irish trials nearly 30 years ago and it hasnā€™t changed one bit. The toilets Iā€™m going into and chairs Iā€™m sitting on are exactly the same. How has that not improved?

ā€œAm I biting my tongue? No, but I know whatā€™s ahead of me with Shels. Theyā€™ve got plans to invest in the AUL and improve it to have a separate entrance. I trust all of that but Iā€™m just talking here as a passionate Irishman who cares about football in this country.

ā€œWeā€™re light years behind everywhere. This isnā€™t me having a pop at the FAI. Itā€™s factual. Go see every country, the training grounds, what players are given, so itā€™s gone wrong somewhere along the line.ā€

Somewhere, not long after Suwon.

On perfectionism ā€œIf thereā€™s a bottle out of place, Iā€™m not going to say that Iā€™ve had enough of Shelbourne football club. Absolutely, the way you dress or if youā€™re late for a meeting, in my head thatā€™s the most unacceptable type of behaviour. The one thing I pride myself on is standards and I refuse to meet people halfway.ā€

On managing ā€œI remember Brian Marwood at City Group, when I was at Melbourne City, he said managers have to be the best actors in the world after disappointments. I think you all know me by now, Iā€™m not a good actor, what you see is what you get, so I might have to get good at acting.ā€

On ego ā€œI realise we all have egos but I donā€™t think I have a particularly big one. If I did I wouldnā€™t be here today. I want to be involved in Irish football, I want to help young and old, men and women. I am not going anywhere any time soon because my kids are happy here, my wife is happy here, so Ireland is stuck with me.ā€

On coffee ā€œI know a lot of the managers when they do fail in their first gig, they probably never get another managersā€™ role again but thatā€™s stuff I am fine with. Iā€™ll happily be a barista, Iā€™m halfway through my course. So if does doesnā€™t work out you might see me in a coffee shop.ā€

On coaching ā€œIt probably got out of hand. I didnā€™t want to be a TV pundit because I donā€™t like being on TV. I didnā€™t want to be a coach because I just never saw myself doing that. It has just grown legs. I started my B Licence and I was probably the worst one on it because youā€™re learning the game all over again. Gradually, I think, got better. Iā€™d like to think Iā€™m half decent now.ā€

On strengths ā€œI think my biggest strength in a dressing room is Iā€™m good at connecting with people, Iā€™m good at building relationships. I donā€™t lie when I say Iā€™m here for players 24/7. Ask any young boys that have played for me and itā€™s going to be the same with senior boys.ā€

On rejecting Shels ā€œI rang everybody on Friday out of respect and said I wasnā€™t doing it, Iā€™d be happy as Larry today but they wouldnā€™t leave me alone. They were great to be fair: ā€˜Take the 48 hours and have a rethinkā€™ which is what I did. It was as simple as that really, I wasnā€™t speaking to people. It was me just soul searching.ā€

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Will we see Fanta Pants back for the new season @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy?

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Is he a complete odd ball ?

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Yea, but without the joie de vivre of a Roy Keane

A cunt?

A complete oddball at the least

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Heā€™s a fair ol weirdo got

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He is fantastic

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Youā€™ve be careful what you sing :rofl:

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