Drop the pants and do the helicopter. You’ll find out soon enough
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Will report back forthwith when I have some fat in me
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Drive it in with your arse like your father did
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You’re a wrong’un pat
That should have said ‘gat’.
Theres something the matter with that cunt
Yeah, a have pleasant evening with your flirty colleague is probably the ballpark here.
Kid, you’ve absolutely nothing to lose here now that she’s moving job. Play it cool but hang enough out there so she knows what’s what.
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A gift from the gods really
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Bingo 
How did you get a photo of myself and the girlfriend since Thursday? Was close to not talking to me. Stormed out of the room when I cheered ever all star named (well 12 of them)
So, work colleague would like to meet up for a pint some night. She’s with someone but appears gamey.
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Don’t go catching feelings for a gamey wan. Na harm giving her a tho
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She’s just inviting everyone, wants as many people as possible
She’s just talking shite
She only sent 10 invites out. I was the only fella 
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Before we get carried away now. Is she hot?
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