There’s a show over here called „the farmer is looking for a wife” (Rolnik szuka zona) presume it’s the same format with a C&W slant
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I really am a Box Office poster in fairness.
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Anna: Do you think he’d go for a second date Jacinta?
Jacinta: I don’t know. I suggested meeting up this weekend, but he said something about the Tipperary U19 Championship being run off as a blitz that weekend and that he might not be available. I think he’s lying Anna, shur there’s no one seriously running an U19 competition anywhere.
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Best of luck pal.
Would you try something novel and go on a breakfast date? Hueston for 2 
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@glenshane could you answer the above questions please?
Do people across the border qualify @Julio_Geordio?
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Has Anna never heard of Macra?
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A GAA lover living in rural Antrim @glenshane is finding it very difficult to find love, and he thinks one thing is to blame.
Cut to Glenshane
“It’s the illuminati Anna, 100%, they’ve destroyed everything”
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I hate the g double a. And i don’t live in antrim. And I’ve had two successful marriages, AND I’ve also found love on numerous occasions.
In spite of the illuminati
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Something for the Dubs to laugh at I suppose…
Remember the back pages of the Buy and Sell. “Man with welly fetish looking for rural type man for fun, and maybe more…”
surely if they were successful you wouldve only had the one…
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To be quite frank I’ll be the one asking those questions of her. I’ll also ask if her da would provide us with a site…a wee field perhaps…I’ll then ask her if she’d let me have a wee feel herself. I’ll give her a wee smile…while directing a conspiratorial wink in Anna’s direction. They’ll be powerless in the face of such devilish charm and devastating repartee. I probably wont even have to mention the senior county and provincial medals won as a fresh and innocent youth etc.
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How quaint
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Would you move south of the border for LOoooVE?
Surely someone who socialises in cathedrals of porter with Roy Curtis types has no need for a woman. Cold porter, toasted sandwiches and a few auld yarns about Heffos army 
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Forget about the hassle. Just get a cheap flight a few times a year to Berlin and go to some sex clubs.
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No way i could live in tyrone
Sadly not always the case. Have a think
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i did, and see where youre coming from but fairly sure that glenner had mentioned being divorced*
- if im wrong, sincere apologies glenshane
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FFS
I might have mentioned being divorced once or twice, once or twice
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