10 pints a day since the 12th id say your hole is sick enough as it is.
Slaughtering a man for 2 cans on a Saturday night 
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2 kids, 2 jobs, 3 fantasy teams…who has time for drinking
I drank 14 pints at a wedding the other night, im not depressed or don’t have a drink problem. I had an absolute belter of a day
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In good aul irish fashion, we go from sympathising with a gent who opened up about anxiety to lads coming in on the drink truck saying they fear for their minds cause they had a few extra pints over the Christmas.
Tee eff kay.
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Don’t worry about what you eat and drink at Christmas. Worry about when you eat and drink for the other 50 weeks of the year.
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Exactly lad, enjoy the time off
You’re some sow for the drink lad!
I never touched a glass of wine or champagne that was all free and stayed away from shorts. That was over the space of 12 hours
I wasn’t mouldy going to bed like.
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That’s a nice pace to keep at, you were probably a bit giddy/thirsty in the first couple of hours where someone else could lose the run of themselves, racing into a three or four pint an hour pace. I admire the way you tipped away over that time period.
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I pulled the handbrake after 4 and dropped back a few gears
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Fyffe times better than your average banana
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We could be dead in the morning lads. Enjoy a few drinks and blow off some steam. We’ll be back in work whinging about it before we know it.
I’ve had a few drinks every night at home since Christmas Day. Only once would I say I was drunk when we had family over. A run or a gym session in the morning is a great way to blow off any potential anxiety, which will inevitably be at its highest next Monday or Tuesday night
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I’ve a wedding Monday. A fuckin Wedding!
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Fuckin cheapskates!!
I’ve drank very little this Christmas between one thing and another.
I’ll go to the gym now and come back and have a couple of White Russians before I meet some pals later where I will get bamboozled.
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Will you be in Ratoath tonight mate?
These nights (28th-30th December) are some of the best nights to go out for a feed of porter all year.
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Unfortunately I won’t be there tonight.
One of my pals is still barred after he lifted @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy in a Jordan Henderson style shuffle trophy lift and @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy ‘a Jurgen Klopp baseball cap caught fire on the fairy lights over head. The fire brigade think his copious use of hair gel which had soaked into the flammable polyester acted as an accelerant. It gave him a nasty fright more than a burn he told me later with his head wrapped in a Basil Fawlty style head bandage.
Hopefully back next week.
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