The Dodger is in trouble

If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.

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He’s getting a lot of coverage

I hear he is doing a series of intimate concerts to raise money.

DJ live and unplugged

He won’t fret, he has a lot of influential people plucking strings for him.

I wonder is he being tagged with an electronic device.

He mightn’t get a great reception off a jury.

And to make matters worse he’s missing the bloody Ryder Cup.

I can remember seeing that photo and thinking poor man. It’s so obviously an iPhone charger it’s GUBU

If only he’d thought of this he’d be a millionaire now.

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He’d find a way to fuck it up.

:rofl: :rofl:

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Is he using the solicitor firm as the sister? He might get a discount for family and the business they are bringing in.

That must be a USB(ig)-C charger

There must be something off in the breeding in that family.

DJ is a chancer
His downfall is so tragic
Swindled people everywhere
Writing fake invoices
Fraud it disappoints us
DJ didn’t seem to care

Oh-oh, it’s a cash in
Oh-oh, but the DJ didn’t care
Oh-oh, it’s a cash in
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

DJ said he’d cancer
Vacation at Grand Canyon
Holidaying everywhere
Made some bad life choices
His head was hearing voices
He and sister were some pair

Oh-oh, it’s a cash in
Oh-oh, but the DJ didn’t care
Oh-oh, it’s a cash in
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh

DJ, you can feel it, you can feel it
DJ, DJ is a chancer
DJ, you can feel it, you can feel it
DJ, DJ is a chancer

Let the DJ ride you, guide you, sneak inside you, set your mind to
Move to his invitation, predation, manipulation
Fraud’s not what you had in mind and body must be free to
Please take it all in, nothing to lose, everything to win
Let him control you, he told you, he needed a bank order
You wrote a cheque, believed his soul, fool’s gold, now let him face you
Got to be what you wanna, if the Guards don’t get you, the media’s gonna
I’m as serious as cancer when I say that DJ is a chancer

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Its the son I feel sorry for. He’ll be sledged off the field every time he walks on it.

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He’ll be grand

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How much did he sell that for?

Grand bit of advertising for Carlow IT on the Six-Wan there.