Ah lovely. Sounds like a perfect story for a Friday. Play on playa…
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My theory as a young lad was always start a new job (if on a Monday) in a poor condition. Then that is what is expected of you going forward and the Monday you come in fresh as a daisy you will receive great kudos for it. Whereas the cunt who came in fresh most Mondays will get castigated the odd Monday he comes in hungover and useless.
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I will have to return home this evening to Mamma and Pappa and solidify my reputation as the family’s Black Sheep. This would never have happened me if The Border Bull was around.
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FAO of @Nembo_Kid: Get out of Galway while you still can. Chamber pots and cholera are a hair’s breadth away. 
I’m writing a rap song to diss the guy that punched me last night.
How did you get into the scrape, pal? You never struck me as the argumentative type.
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Hit with a bar stool by an actual republican
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I had a brief romantic liaison with a spoken for woman on the dancefloor. Incident continued outside and I was accosted.
Lucky you weren’t stabbed to death like that poor Irish chap in Australia.
Please log your experience in the “It could have been me” thread.
Women. Not fucking worth it.
Tough break for an asexual man.
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I was drinking brandy.
I have decided to stay at the hotel for another night, I’m locking myself in this room for another 16 hours. Had to go down there and enquire, to my embarrassment I was met with the nice lady receptionist who I told to fuck off last night. I apologised.
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Can’t spell brandy without randy.
Good man @Nembo_Kid. Feel free to lock yourself in there with the football fixtures for the weekend. Research them and pick us out a few winners.
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Fucking hell lads, it’ll take more than some cinnamon to sort this shit out. This is what happens when the county diet is supermacs.
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Ta @ironmoth Forgot I posted it less than sixty seconds ago and was just about to throw on a couple of quarter pounder burgers there. Probably won’t now.
Pat McDonagh has a lot to answer for.
Ye would love to blame him for yer fullback line wouldn’t ye