The @gilgamboa "my wife is a nurse" thread

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Lads think I am from Cork and came on here to watch a rugby sex video.

[anon78624367]

You know you’ve made it when the pretend lads are starding threads about your irl life

[backinatracksuit]

There’s some very very dull chaps here who never reveal anything about their real lives, others who actually invent personas , there’s a real lack in a fair few chaps here

[Batigol]

@Rocko I think it’s time to shut it down. Lads are starting to crack

[anon61878697]

You’re secure in who you are or you’re not…

[anon61878697]

Gil is sound.

[Juhniallio]

@backinatracksuit

There’s some very very dull chaps here who never reveal anything about their real lives, others who actually invent personas , there’s a real lack in a fair few chaps here

Some lads here struggle with originality and haven’t the creativity to make up anything about themselves.

[anon61878697]

Like the time you pretended to live in China? That was a cracker.

[Piles_Hussain]

@myboyblue

Shur I made up a whole family

Straight and honest your whole e-life, never took a bitcoin. You had to come to tfk to learn how to be an internetter.

[balbec]

I’d say the stories of midnight swims with new friends are true though.

[artfoley]

@anon60384913

@gilgamboa is a grand fella

Holy shit. Something we agree on

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

@gilgamboa

Missus was taking to friend of hers there who is a nurse in London and she had 4 deaths on ward last night. For context my my missus did 10 years in Cork hospitals and had 3 (incl 4 years in A and E)

Ok, chaps - no doubt what we’ve all been waiting for in this crisis.

[gilgamboa]

Coronavirus - Dig In, It's going to be a while yet

You aren’t allowed to talk about your spouses jobs on here Its a rule brought in by a few lads with no spouses

[iron_mike]

Ooft

[Mac]

Someone pick @Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy up off the floor

[iron_mike]

And it’s not even 10am yet

[Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy]

When @gilgamboa goes to bed at night, he wears his wife’s nitey.

[Mac]

Sounds like bliss. Lots of air flow

[artfoley]

@Mac

Someone pick @Fulvio_From_Aughnacloy up off the floor

Weve no forklift driver to do it

[iron_mike]

We don’t need a driver anymore