The Great Segunda 2016

Please clarify this penalty in case it is ever contested in a TFK court of law. It currently reads quite ambiguously and the likes of @artfoley would have no problems tearing you and your sanctions to shreds.

apologies i had copy and pasted same from an old post of @Matty_Hislop .

Loss of picks in the first and second round of the draft.

I will find the original judgment when i get time.

That was the judgement. I have to pick a K and a D with my first two picks and will be placed last on the waiver wire for the first two weeks.

That should be the end of the affair, but Iā€™ve no doubt some shit stirrers will try and push you on this issue.

That was the judgment voted on by the league.

So why were you asking for the sanctions to be removed if your so accepting of them now? Its gonna take all our energy to keep an eye on you in case you start throwing games again. So why did you throw that game again? Just for the record

Because I have a tremendous amount of respect for our new commissioner @count_of_monte_crist and want to draw a line under the affair.

Case closed now.

You respect him by going against his ruling asking for the sanctions to be removed? Why did you throw that game again? Your motives need to be examined to tell what to watch out for when you decide to do it this year

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Let him speak. The throwing was for that purpose, but what compelled him to do so?

I can give my two cents if i feel like it sport.

all this ground was covered last year.

Whats your plan of action when he starts th throw games again?

I donā€™t have to explain anything to you. You are a non-entity.

Now stop pestering the commissioner.

Read Article VII of the constitution.

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Was it because you were so afraid of leaving a league with total strangers on the internet that you decided to fuck it up for everyone else by throwing games? You think this was normal behavior? Like when you changed your username and pretended you didnā€™t. You freak.

You almost allow the segunda to be destroyed and now are mocked openly by the d4 ladyboy. Im not mentioning impeachment, but im not not mentioning it either.

Edit: as an appropriate punishment i recommend he be made change his team name to the ladyboys for this year. A vote perhaps on this?

mutiny is it?

Hard to believe you are from Galway.

If a name change be proposed i would hope it be something more creative than your suggestion.

Im just putting ideas out there. Im an ideas guy.

After a flurry of emails and trans-continental conference calls, on behalf of the newly formed Segunda Oversight Committee (SOC) I would like to issue a hearty welcome to all members to this years staging of the worlds greatest fantasy football competition.

The huge success of Segunda franchises in the other league, and continuing demise of @croppy_boy means we have a league with 4 new members in 2016. To ensure fair play and enjoyment for all, a decision was reached to form the SOC which will comprise of @count_of_monte_crist, the head honcho and commish, @ChocolateMice the outgoing leader who brings a wealth of experience, and myself, a segunda original who will reprise my civil service role as a advice giver, a background player really. Any rules or format changes or existential questions pertaining to the Segunda will be decided by the SOC. As all will agree us three numbskulls truly despise each other and wish each other ill fortune and harm, both inside and ouside the fantasy sports realm, so no clique will be formed in the committee or bias evidenced therein. We are all segunda members from day one and care only for whatā€™s best for the league. After an off season of threatened upheaval, itā€™s only right we steady the ship.

A few points;

The option of monetizing the segunda will be explored and members canvassed regarding same. This might be able to be run on currently defunct betting site TFK bet.

For the new members, active and vigorous participation on this thread is a requirement of segunda membership. @Clixby_Bream and @Scrunchie, the SOC does not care if you wish to avoid the other oxygen thiefs on this forum by ignoring other threads, but you must particiapte here, or possible sanctions may arise.

There will be weekly prizes/awards for players who utilize the waiver wire well, put their best men on the field etc, also public reprimands for those who perform terribly or start inactive players etc. (please note the prizes/awards will not be of any monetary or real value)

The segunda is the lifeblood of TFKNFLFF, letā€™s all work together to keep it that way

Segunda - Fidelity Bravery Integrity

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Thatā€™s a heart-warming read pal.

Do you know if Vegas has released any Segunda Bowl odds yet?

Iā€™ve already been contacted by a triad associate of @Turenne who runs the biggest book in Macau looking for the inside track, but I refuse to let any odds be posted til after the draft. A comprehensive player by player profile and draft analysis will then be made available for the market setters.

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