The Heartbreak Hotel

A sober Twisty Petey and a non-sober Good Time Gerry don’t sound like the best people to be going drinking with after a break up with a girl

It’s more heartbreak than a break up. I go into a self-destructive phase when a woman breaks my heart so this is my solace.

Am I right to assume that a third party in the bar looking at the three of you drinking will see one man on a barstool.

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I have real friends. :slightly_frowning_face:

Talk about kicking a man when he is down

No need for it mate

Ouch

Nobody does Misery like the Scots.

I had a similar experience recently. How did Kevin and Winnie fare out in the end?

When she flew home from Paris years later he met her at the airport.

With his wife.

You’re a big fan of the wonder years. I don’t recall it bar seeing it the odd time when I was quite young. What was the upshot of it all? Was there regret? Did he miss out on the big one or was he better off with the wife?

that being a child and being young is not a holding pen until you are an adult but a time of hopes and dreams, wins and losses, sibling rivalry, romance, heartbreak, sickness, death but always a time of wonder.

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The wife then?

You should have put out

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Sometimes kind eyes just ain’t enough.

Put out or be put out, as they say

Its the season to be merry who wants to be tied down when its rutting season.

Crowded room and friends with tired eyes. Hiding from you and your soul of ice,
My God I thought you were someone to rely on.
Me I guess I was a shoulder to cry on.

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You were, are too good for that person.

Just remember the FA Cup is just around the corner and we’ll always have Wembley.